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10 Commandments for Teenagers*
1. You shall not sneak out when your parents are sleeping!
( like..why wait? )
2. You shall not do drugs!
( alcohol is much better )
3. You shall not steal from the K-Mart!
( Wal-Mart has better stuff )
4. You shall not steal from your parents!
( Grandma has more money )
5. You shall not get arrested for vandalism!
( verbal assualt has a lasting effect )
6. You shall not get into fights!
( just start them )
7. You shall not skip a class!
( just take the whole day off )
8. You shall not strip in class!
( HOOTERS pay's much more )
9. You shall not help old ladies across the street!
( just leave them in the middle )
10. You shall not think about having sex!
( like NIKE says: "Just do it!" , but please.. do it safe )
* Teen Approved by our 15 year old
* for entertainment purpose only !!
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