The Gulf War
Original draft by Ken Hughes
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Sadman: Hey, I heard Suraya and her friends are having a party over at their tree house. Why don�t you all go over and check on what that bunch is getting up to?
Jedi Knight #1: Oh, c�mon Sadman. We�re still playing cops and robbers over here � We�re not gonna waste our time on that bunch o� losers�
Sadman: Wel� If you want to be a part of my Jedi Knight gang � You�d better do as I say�
Jedi Knight #1: Oh� okay� We�re heading over there now!
Sadman: Hey�! Don�t forget to grab some of them nice remote controlled cars they have over there� Ok!
Jedi Knight #1: Sure, no problem�
(The Jedi Knight gang make their way over to Suraya�s tree house)
Jedi Knight #1: Hey! � You bunch of geeks� Think you can have a party without inviting the Jedi Knight gang, hey� C�mon! Pack all of this stuff in our box� NOW! We�ll teach you losers to make an effort to send out invitations next time�
Suraya: No! We won�t do it! We�re not scared of you and your silly Jedi Knight gang!
Jedi Knight #1: What�?
(Boom, bang, kapow, kabang, dash, slap, dish, dash, boom, bang�)
Suraya: Waaaaaaaaah! I�m gonna tell Uncle Hugh an�� sniff-sniff, he�s gonna clobber you, sniff-sniff�
Jedi Knight #1: Huh�? Weain�t afraid o� nobody!
(The Jedi Knights make off with their ill-gotten gains)
Ali: Hey look� there�s Georgy Porgy! Lets go over an� tell him what�s happened.
(The kids run over to Georgy Porgy who�s walking down the street�)
Georgy Porgy: Hey� Why �re you kids all lookin� so down�
Suraya: The Jedi Knight gang came over and took all of our party treats� and our toys�
Georgy Porgy: Oh really�! Where�s Uncle Hugh an��
(Ali spots Uncle Hugh an��)
Ali: �there he is � Over there!
(The kids all run over, surround Uncle Hugh an�� explain their situation to him)
Uncle Hugh an��: Where is the Jedi Knight gang now?
Ali: They all hang out over in that old broken down school building�
(They then make their way over to Sadman�s hideout. The Jedi Knight gang members take off, leaving Sadman alone in a back chamber�)
Sadman: Hey! Why is this remote control car moving so slowly�? Would one of you loons go out and get me some� Cough!
(Georgy Porgy grabs Sadman by the throat as Uncle Hugh an�� steps forward)
Sadman: Hey, hey� take it easy, man� We were just playing�
Uncle Hugh an��: Why are you messing with these kids, huh? If you don�t behave yourself, you�ll have to deal with me�.
(The kids collect all their toys together and make ready to leave)
Sadman: Sniff-sniff! This is not over I tell you� sniff-sniff. I�m gonna get you all back for this�
Uncle Hugh an��: Gees! What�s this world coming to�? Can't you kids play nice and end all of this friction � smooth over your differences? Come along Suraya� Let me rub some oil on your wounds...
THE END
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