Barber Joe
By Gordon Mei
March 15, 2000, age 14

There once was a barber named Joe.
Who (to many) was a prominent foe.
He would turn on his razor
And start watching "Fraiser"
And Lord knows where the razor would go.

This reckless hair-cutting continued.
Until a big man named Jon Tinn sued.
He called up his lawyer
Tom W. Sawyer
And sued Joe for a thousand and two.

Poor barber Joe went psychedelic.
So he went to his friend Lila Melik.
He asked for the money
And she thought this was funny
Because was she sued for this much too.

No friends had the thousand and two.
So the barber shop had to go too.
But the Weird Hairdo Show
Gave Joe first place with "dough"
And Joe won a thousand and two.

So Joe paid his thousand and two.
And could keep the 'ol barber shop too.
And today the shop stands
Where Joe watches "Friends"
And God knows where the razor will move.