How do you spell "Rudolph"?
By Gordon Mei (age 13) and Karen Mei (age 12)
April 1999

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a brand new, shiny gun.
And if you ever saw him,
You would drop your pants and run.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
But when they saw his shotgun,
They were they were never quite the same.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to town.
But Rudolph was a sniper,
So he shot that poor man down.

Rudolph the Red-Reared Reindeer
His shotgun he would always keep.
And as for poor 'ol Santa,
He became a compost heap.