Below are all the things that Krusty has endorsed with his seal of
approval!
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes (only sugar has more sugar)
The KrustyDoll
The Krusty Doll (with hidden knife)
Krusty Klown Kollege (formerly Willie Nelson's House)
Krusty Brand Mayonnaise (recalled)
Krusty Brand Sulphuric Acid
The Krusty Clock (gets hot when plugged in)
Krusty Brand Cereal (with FREE jagged metal Krusty-O)
Krusty Brand Cereal (FREE flesh eating bacteria inside every box)
Krusty on a Unicycle Snowy Dome
Krusty Lunchbox
Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test (may cause birth defects)
Krusty Bars
Krusty Brand Vitamins
The Krusty Wastebasket
The Krusty Toy Cannon
The Krusty Brand Calculator (no #, 7 or 8)
The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
Krusty Brain and Health Tonic
The Krusty Monopoly Game (patent denied)
Krusty Burger
Krusty Brand Pork Products
Krusty's Non-Narcotic Kough Syrup
Krusty Walki-Talkies
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (7 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
Krusty (non toxic) Kologne (smell of the big top)
The Krusty Alarm Clock (gets hot)
Krusty's Individually Wrapped Simulated Cheese Slices
Krusty Brand Thigh Cream
Chef Krusty's Chocolate covered Kidney Treats
Uncle Krusty's Tile, Tub and Tonsil Cleaner
McKrusty's Haggis Helper
Krusty's Multi-Phasic Personality Test
The Doctor Krusty Balloon-Animal Home Angioplasty Kit
Krusty's Vita Glow Radiant Spring Water (bottled in co-operation with Springfield
Nuclear Power Plant)
Krusty and the Crumbs Bandnumber
Krusty Brand Atomic Particle Accelerator
Chef Krusty's Brunch-in-a-can (all-u-can-drink Powdered Champagne included)
The Lady Krusty Electric Razor
The Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System (is my lip supposed to bleed like this?)
Krusty Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner away
Camp Krusty (the Krustiest place on earth)
Krusty-oleo
Krusty Brand Lawn Darts
Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza.
Krusty's Book of Sexual Positions (used stunt butt)
