It's not your average vacation
Burned and melted like some freak mutation
My eye balls sink, deep into my head
you can come and visit when you are dead!

(chorus)-- Take a cruise around the lake of fire
Burn to deth in your own private pyre
This card I send says not "Get Well",
But rather "Wish you we're here" and "Greetings from Hell."--

I'm staying at the Hell-i-day Inn
In room 6-6-6
I'll reserve the room across the hall,
In case your bucket should be kicked

CHORUS

Break it down.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,oh.

Stop!

SATAN TIME!!

It sucks to be, a tourist in Hades,
Can't walk two feet, without being disemboweled.
Even the hamburgeres here are on fire,
Made from glass, instead of cow.