On ther SBA books we are lucky to have Britney, who happens to be a law graduate. In this new Series worried SBA players can clear up any legal worries they might have. The first person asked some extremely testing questions and the transcript has had to be censored.
Mystery Person: Is it illegal to **** my ***?
Britney: Yes! Get out of my office!
Question 2
Danny Mac e-mailed me with this important question. Without wasting time I phoned Britney immediately to get much needed answers....
Me: What colour are your pants today?
Britney: erm...Dusky Blue I think, hang on, I'll get a second opinion. (called out) Mum, what colour pants did you dress me in today?
Me: For christs sake Brit, this is important.
Britney: Yep, Dusky Blue.
Me: Thanks, Bye.
There you go then, another case solved and another SBA player sleeping easy tonight. (Not for the first time either)
Karen: Edwin, do you ever think about marriage?
Sound of door slamming shut, feet running down stairs and, after a momentary pause, the noise of tyres squealing
Karen: Oh well...
The above noises in reverse, culminating in a rather breathless-looking Britney crashing through the door, loaded down with engagement ring, flowers and armfuls of holiday brochures
Karen: Bloody Hell, that was quick.
Britney: That's what they all say...
Britney is a banker,
he wears a bankers hat