Yes, we were amazed too, but it turns out that SBA midfield loon Cross Ross has opened an anger therapy clinic, in order to help disturbed individuals like himself.

Fearing the worst, we sent in an investigative reporter for the obligatory sting, whose name and identity shall be protected in this article (although it was actually Digger):

Mr D: Good morning, Doctor. I've come to see you because, just recently, I've been experiencing tremendous difficulty controlling my temper...

Dr Ross: WHAT?!! How dare you waste my time with your lame so-called issues! If you're not out of my sight by the time I count three, you're going to experience tremendous difficulty living...

To our frank surprise, and to our mystery reporter's horror, the boy Sauvage proved quite adept at counting to three and, when the SBA Unofficial Armed Response Unit burst in, our mystery reporter (Digger) was on the floor, with the good doctor attempting to use a paperweight in the same way that a vet uses a thermometer.

The case continues...