Hello and welcome to the SBA caption contest, starring the luvverly Mrs Polly Beidas. The winner gets a fully trained attack dog (which may prove of some assistance if said Mrs Beidas finds the winning entry unduly offensive...)
Disclaimer: this site is 100% unofficial, the views of SBA FC, its employees and its subsidiaries have been completely ignored and, by reading this page, you have already agreed not to try this at home.
The following members of SBA FC got leathered and jumped in the Swanswell Pool last night:
Danny Mac
Smoking Joe
Entries to go to Tim