Marriage:
Impossible? Everybody knows that show-business
marriages can’t work – everybody, that is, except Barbara Bain and Martin
Landau of Mission: Impossible. They’ve been happily married for eleven years Source:
Movie Stars 08/1968 Show
business marriages! We know all about them. They don’t work. They
feed on jealousy. Careers conflict. Long separations on different
coasts, different continents, are the rule. Show business marriages!
They don’t last. We know why. Too much ego. Too much self-love. Too
much self-absorption to share the spotlight with anyone else –
particularly with one’s own mate. You know the old joke about the
actor’s marriage. "It’s perfect," it goes. "She
loves him and he loves him." Show business marriages. We know all
about them.
And knowing all about them, we are faced
with secret agents Barbara Bain and Martin Landau of Mission:
Impossible. As a matter of fact, they’re sitting right here at a
table in the plush red velvet Edwardian Room of the Plaza Hotel in New
York. Having lunch. And poking each other. Teasing each other.
Interrupting each other.
"Martin, can I say something?"
she asks.
"Sure, Babe, but I’m in the middle
of a word."
She laughs. He breaks into German accents.
She wriggles. He grabs for her hand. She teases him about his huge
mouth.
"I used to count his teeth because I
was sure he had more than anyone else," she says.
"Whaddayou putting me down?" he
asks.
"No, dear."
"You know," he says, "I
get letters telling me how often I smile on the show."
"And when you smile, Babe," she
begins ...
"It’s a piano," he finishes.
Barbara Bain and Martin Landau have been
married eleven years. "By some standards," he says, "that’s
a very long marriage."
She is tall, ash-blonde, gray-eyed,
stunning, and an exuberant contrast to cool Cinnamon Carter, the
intrepid kure she plays each week on CBS‘ smash hit series, Mission:
Impossible.
He is taller, dark, blue-eyed, with a
flat, mobile mouth and an elastic face that seems to turn itself
inside out as it changes from inscrutable Chinese to scrutable Russian,
from simpering sheik to strutting storm trooper; and his face does
change, each week when he plays the part of Rollin Hand, "the man
of a million faces," who is also a member of the Impossible
Mission Force. Barbara Bain and Martin Landau have a show-business
marriage, yes – but with a difference. And let them tell you, in
their own interjecting way, just how they worked it out.
"We met acting," Landau
explained, "so that’s always been part of our relationship. But
when we had our first baby seven years ago, Barbara stopped. We went
to Rome when I did Cleopatra and for five years she did nothing about
her career ..."
"But when we went back to
Hollywood," Miss Bain continued. "I began to be offered
contracts. I realized that if I signed up I’d be tied down; then
I’d be the one saying where we were going. I like him to tell me
where we’re going. They offered me a big movie with John Wayne, but
I turned it down ..."
"Everyone thought she was crazy."
"But he’s always been more
important to me," she said reaching for his hand.
"That’s a nice lady," said
Landau.
"It’s not nice," said his
wife. "I just care."
"That’s a good lady," he said.
"Every time I think about it, it’s groovy."
"I signed a contract with him,"
said Miss Bain.
"And every year I pick up the
options."
"And of course," she added,
"so many of our friends are in show business, and you can’t
help noticing what separations do to their marriages."
"If you want to be together,"
said Landau, "there’s so little time. Look, if Barbara had
gotten something really big she wanted to do, of course I would have
gone ..."
"He said, 'I’ll pack and go with
you,'" she recalled. "And I knew he would. But things fell
his way, we went where he said, and that was much better."
Things began to fall Martin Landau’s
way shortly after he and Miss Bain were married on 1957. He was a
young New York actor – "Serious, serious, serious," he
said, "and I wore nothing but black" - and she was a successful model-turning-actress. Then they
moved to California. There, Landau got his first big part as the
sinister spy sidekick in Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest. From
then on, he worked steadily. Like Lee Marvin and James Coburn, whom he
started out with, he became an actor’s actor, playing villainous
parts on almost every television series on the air. In addition he
played the third male lead in Cleopatra, though many of his scenes
ended on the cutting room floor. But his success was trifling in
comparison to what has happened to him and his wife since Mission:
Impossible began two seasons ago.
Suddenly, autograph collectors call their
hotel room asking when they plan to go out for the evening. Suddenly,
strangers wave from their cars at stoplights. Suddenly, crowds form to
gape. There are stacks of mail – love letters say, 'Here we go again,'"
said Miss Bain. "Everyone cares about the show."
Generally speaking, Mission: Impossible
concerns the efforts of the five-member Impossible Mission Force to
thwart crime and despotism and the like. What makes the show popular
is the fact that these efforts are hilariously devious, overwhelmingly
gimmick-laden, and incredibly complicated. (The Mission: Impossible
approach to opening a beer can would probably be to use a laser beam.)
Miss Bain’s role in the team’s exploits, said one writer, is to be
"the cheese that baits the trap." Landau’s image changes
in each show, depending on the disguise he must assume.
"I spend three hours in makeup
sometimes," he said, "which is very hard for me. It’s hard
for me to sit still. You get buried under plaster of Paris, with
straws sticking out through your nose, and a lot of people who are
claustrophobic can’t take it. It’s like being buried alive. And
when we did the pilot for the show, they were using slow-drying
plaster of Paris ..."
"When we did the pilot," Miss
Bain interrupted ...
"It took forty-five minutes to dry,"
Landau went on.
"Martin, can I get something in here?"
"Sure, Babe."
"When he was playing the dictator in
the pilot, he was in makeup for three hours."
"Two and a half," said Landau.
"And I came out with this thing on my face – I wasn’t even
using my own teeth – and I said to Barbara, 'Am I here? Is it coming
out? I’m in here somewhere.' I felt as if I were in a cave. I said,
'I’m feeling sad – can you see that on the outside? Hello out
there, I’m in here somewhere.'"
On long days, the Landaus did not get
home until after dark. But when they do, said Miss Bain, "We
don’t deed to say, 'Well, dear, how was your day?' We already know,
so we can talk about other things. We are both great talkers." In
addition to their daughters, the Landau household also consists of a
Hungarian sheep dog named Rags. "Susan named her," said Miss
Bain. "She got past Blackie, and since the dog didn’t have a
spot, she got past Spotty. When she landed on Rags we felt pretty
lucky." The Landaus lead an active social life. Among their
friends are comedian Carl Reiner and his wife.
Martin Landau and Barbara Bain first met
in New York in 1956, when Miss Bain, a model who was studying dance
with Martha Graham, walked into Curt Conway’s acting class. She was
in her early twenties – she is now somewhere between thirty-two and
thirty-five, though she won’t say just where. A Chicago girl whose
parents were Russian immigrants, she attended the University of
Illinois, where she was homecoming queen, and came to New York after
graduation. "I was a very unhappy model," she said. "I
used to work with girls who could talk about a shade of lipstick for
three hours. I can make it for about eight minutes, but that’s
stretching it."
Landau, now thirty-eight, was a New York
boy, the son of a manufacturer who made money during the Depression
and managed to lose everything when World War II started. Landau grew
up wanting to be an artist; after attending Pratt Institute and the
Art Students League, he went to work as a cartoonist for the New York
Daily News. But one summer, there was a job in a stock company; the
name a successful audition. Before long, Landau had decided to be an
actor. "I had the New York dismal period," he said, "I
lived on peanut butter and package dinners." He had long hair and
a beard and was dressed in his usual black ensemble the day his
wife-to-be walked into his acting class.
"I had just come from a shooting,"
Miss Bain recalled. "I was wearing white makeup, black eyes; I
was very skinny and very dressed. It was no way to go to class, but
who knew?"
Landau noticed her immediately. "I
thought she was just an empty-headed model who had a lot of nerve
walking into an acting school."
"I hated him," Miss Bain
recalled. "I found him really crude, shallow and ignorant."
It was, in other words, love at first
sight. A year later, they were married in City Hall in time to grab up
a rent controlled apartment on West End Avenue; ten days alter there
was a religious ceremony, with a rabbi, for their families. And within
months the apartment was vacated, and the Landaus, a now deceased fox
terrier, and a pile of old magazines, referred to as Martin’s junk,
were on the way to Hollywood.
In the last couple of years, since Miss
Bain has begun having a successful career of her own, people
occasionally suggest that their relationship is similar to Alfred Lunt
and Lynn Fontanne's. "It’s crazy," says Landau. Or to
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton’s. "It’s nonsense,"
says Landau. Still, all three couples have this much in common: they
have managed to make their marriages thrive under most difficult
circumstances.
The Landaus fight, loud and hard, but
they are frank about it. "We don’t bottle things up inside us,"
says Landau. "We can live and work together and like it."
And if there is any uncommon jealousy or outsized ego operating in
their marriage, it is well hidden. Even the fact that his wife has won
two Emmys is related with delight by Landau, who is by far the better
actor and who has won none. The first Emmy Miss Bain won, Landau said,
she accepted with the remark, "Cinnamon just lost her cool.
"I just saw a tape of the Emmy show
the other day," said Landau. "It was fantastic. I had
already lost to Bill Cosby and I knew it, but it was between Barbara
and Barbara Stanwyck, and we had no idea who’d won. Peter Falk got
up to give the award and said, 'And the winner is Barbara' – it
seemed like hours before he said – 'Bain.' And there I was, lifting
her out of her seat and shouting 'You did it, Babe.' Talk about
uncool!"
"You know," said Miss Bain,
"we have a kind of shorthand between us, and working together is
very exciting."
"When we started the show,"
said Landau, "we told CBS not to make a point of our being
married. The people we were playing on the show weren’t married and
we didn’t want to make a big thing of it. But everyone seems to
think there’s something marvelous about people like us who are
married and working together."
"I never wanted to separate us,"
said his wife. "But when we met – if I’d closed my eyes and
dreamed how I wanted it to be, it never would have been this
good." Show-business marriages – we know all about them. Well, almost all. A few of them work out very nicely.
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