So I encountered a few Yahooligans jokes as I was bored, and as soon as I saw them I wish I felt bored enough to just go to bed and sleep, cos the jokes they have here are totally appaling. So for me these must be some of the worse jokes ever, and this is what I have to say about them
A: Because his bill was too big!
-- Submitted by: Kevin, Age 11
Isa�s comments: What can I say, this is lame, why did you just fry eggs for breakfast?! Cos your sausage was too big to fit into the frying pan?!
Q: What do you call an x that took a bath?
A: A kleen-x!
-- Submitted by: Nicki, Age 14
Isa�s comments: He heh, I know where and how this person got this joke from, I kinda thought of it to while I was wanking, then when I was done I figured how could I clean myself, knowing how Michael Moore did it, I to, did the same thing, with a Kleen-X, in a bath tub.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
A: A lot of blood tests!
-- Submitted by: Chantelle, Age 11
Isa�s comments: So?! A doctor runs lots of blood tests, whats so special about that?!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?
A: A pain in the neck!
-- Submitted by: Charlotte, Age 10
Isa�s comments: Yeah, pain in the neck, just like you. And just like that annoying vampire, we try to ignore people of your kind who have krap sense of humour
Q: Why did the boy say moo?
A: Because he was a cow boy!
-- Submitted by: Morgan, Age 13
Isa�s comments: Why did people say Boo to morgan?! Cos they�re ghosts, or they just hate a sore ass loser?!
Q: What says "aaaaaaa"?
A: A sheep with no lips!
-- Submitted by: Tousif, Age 11
Isa�s comments: Well so will you, only you�d be screaming �aaaaaaa� if you ever make something as unfunny as that!
Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A: Patty!
-- Submitted by: Frances, Age 13
Isa�s comments: Say that one more time and I�ll be patting you on the head, only a bit harder, and I�ll do with a hammer!
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