Alice the camel had three humps
Alice the camel had three hump,
Alice the camel had three humps,
So go Alice go, bum bum bum
(Repeat with 2 humps then 1 hump, then...)
Alice the camel had no humps,
Alice the camel had no humps,
Alice the camel had no humps,
So Alice is a horse!
We went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon,
Was combing his auburn hair, (pretend to comb hair)
The monkey fell out of his bunk, (clap)
And slid down the elephants trunk, (Say 'weeeee')
The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
but what became of the monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey etc.
An old Austrian went a yodelling,
on a mountain top high,
When along came a grizzly bear,
Interrupting his cry...
And he went yodel-eh-hi-hi-ho
Yodel-eh-hi-hi
Grr grr
And he went yodel-eh-hi-hi-ho
Yodel-eh-hi-hi
Grr grr
And he went yodel-eh-hi-hi-ho
Yodel-eh-hi-hi
Grr grr
Yodel-eh-hi-hi-ho
*mountain bird - euh, grr grr
*mountain dog, huh huh, euh, grr
*his sweetheart - kiss kiss, huh huh, euh, grr grr
*her father - bang
The ants were marching 2 by 2 hoorah, hoorah
The ants were marching 2 by 2 hoorah, hoorah
The ants were marching 2 by 2 the little one ……
And they all went marching across the floor, under the door, down the drain, out of the rain with a bum bum bum
The ants were marching 3 by 3 hoorah, hoorah etc etc
I'm picking up a baby bumble bee, (pick up in hands)
Won't my mummy be so proud of me,
I'm picking up a baby bumble bee,
Oo, ee, the bee stung me,
I'm squashing up my baby bumble bee, (squash in hands)
Won't my mummy be so proud of me,
I'm squashing up my baby bumble bee,
Oo, ee, strawberry jam,
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee, (lick hands)
Won't my mummy be so proud of me,
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee,
Oo, ee, the bee's in me!
I'm puking up my baby bumble bee, (pretend to be sick)
Won't my mummy be so proud of me,
I'm puking up my baby bumble bee,
Oo, ee, there's my bee!
I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee, (pretend to mop)
Won't my mummy be so proud of me,
I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee,
Oo, ee, all gone!
Across the Wind swept desert
Where nature knows no bound
A buffalo spied his brother
A lying on the ground
Said the buffalo to his brother
Why do you lie that way
But the buffalo didn't answer
He'd been dead since way back May
(Sung to tune of London's Burning, best when sung in a round)
Campfire's burning,campfire's burning,
Draw nearer, draw nearer,
In the gloaming, in the gloaming,
Come sing and be merry!
In Dublins' fair city where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Thru' streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh!
CHORUS
Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh!
Crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh!
She died of a fever and no one could save her
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone
Her ghost wheels her barrow
Thru' streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh!
Oh the cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn
Oh the cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn
Oh the cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn
The old farmer said it won’t do any harm
Next verse, same as the first
A little bit louder and a little bit worse
There was a crazy moose (There was a crazy moose)
And he drank a lot of juice (And he drank a lot of juice)
There was a crazy moose (There was a crazy moose)
And he drank a lot of juice (And he drank a lot of juice)
(Chorus)
Singing way-oh, way oh (Singing way-oh, way-oh!)
Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up(Way-up, way-up, way-up. way-up)
Way oh, way oh (Way oh, way oh)
Way-up, way-up, way-up, way-up (Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up)
The moose's name was Fred...... he liked to drink his juice in bed
He drank his juice with care......but he spilt some in his hair
All his hair went stiff.......so he combed it in a quiff
His friends began to laugh......so he had to take a bath
As the water went down......Fred the moose began to drown
(chorus this time only:)
Singing glug-glug-glug-glug etc.
Now let's all count to five......Fred the moose is back alive
(Singing way-oh way-oh...etc.)
She sailed away on a lovely summer's day
On the back of a crocodile
"You see" said she "He's as tame as tame can be
For floating down the Nile"
The croc winked an eye as she waved her friends goodbye
Wearing a happy smile
By the end of the ride, the lady was inside
And the smile was on the crocodile.
(Sang to tune of Frere Jacques)
Cuddly koalas, cuddly koalas
Possums too, possums too
Wallabies and wombats, wallabies and wombats
Kangaroos, kangaroos
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There’s a fountain flowing Deep and wide
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There’s a fountain flowing Deep and wide
Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro,
Can you tie them in a know, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears stick out, can you wiggle them about?
Can you flap them all around as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang low/
Do your ears stand high, do they reach up to the sky?
Do they hang down when their wet, do they stand up when their dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with the minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang low?
Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Every morning you greet me,
Small and white, clean and bright,
You look happy to greet me,
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow,
Bloom and grow forever,
Edelwiess, Edelweiss,
Bless my homeland forever!