Up in the land of ice and snow
Where the temperature drops to 40 below
Who's the happiest one up there
Percy the Pale Faced Polar Bear
Sleeps all day and then at night
Catches fish by the pale moon light
Has no worries, has no cares
Percy the Pale Faced Polar Bear
Then one day a hunter came
Caught poor Percy by the snout
Locked him in a great big cage
Percy howled and he growled but he couldn't get out
Now he's living in a zoo
Funny thing is he likes it too
'Cos he met his girlfriend there
And she loves Percy the Pale Faced Polar Bear
The Princess Pat lived in a tree
She sailed across the 7 seas
She sailed across the channel too
And she took with her
A rigabamboo
CHORUS
A rigabamboo
Now what is that
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
Its green and gold
And purple too
That's why its called
A rigabamboo
Now the Captain Jack had a mighty fine crew
He sailed across the channel too
But his ship sank, and so will you
If you don't take
Your rigabamboo
In Frisco Bay there lived a whale
She ate oysters by the pail
By the bath tub, by the tea-cup
By the thimble or by schooner
Her name was Sarah and when she smiled
She showed her teeth for miles and miles
And her tonsils and her spare ribs
And things too fierce to mention
Oh what would you do with a whale like that
What would you do if she sat on your hat
Or your mother or your toothbrush
Or anything else that's useful like that
(To the tune of Auld Langs Ayne)
A smile is such a funny thing,
It brightens up your face,
How hard you try you'll never find it's secret hiding place,
And far more wonderful it is,
To see what smiles can do,
I'll smile at you, you smile at me,
And so one smile makes two.
(First verse sung to the tune of "Tip toe through the tulips"
Second verse sung to the tune of "White Christmas")
Tip toe through the tent pegs
Through the tent pegs, through the tent pegs
So we'll tip toe through the tent pegs
To the loo
I'm dreaming of a flush toilet
Just like the one we have at home
With a silver chain and proper drains
And somewhere for it all to go
They were only playing Leap Frog
(sang to the tune of “Glory Glory Halleluiah”)
One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
As one hedgehog edged up the hedge and the other hedgehog edged down :
Chorus : They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog
As one hedgehog edged up the hedge
And the other hedgehog edged down.
One slow worm slid up the sluice as another slow worm slid down ...Chorus
One pink porpoise popped up the pole as another pink porpoise popped down ...Chorus
One fat flea flew up the flue as another fat flea flew down ...Chorus
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's thinking day!
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's thinking day!
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's thinking day!
All over the world, it's thinking day.
In Mexico, It's thinking day!
In Switzerland, It's thinking day!
In Canada, It's thinking day!
All over the world, it's thinking day.
To reap and sow and plough and mow
To be a farmers boy
To be a farmers boy
Now I be a farmers boy, a farmers boy I be
I look after the farmer's hens
With a chicky chick here and a chicky chick there
Here a chicky, there a chicky
Everywhere a chicky chicky
Sheep - Baa baa here
Horse - Neigh, neigh here
Cows - Moo moo here
Farmers wife - Kiss kiss here