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| Constipated people couldnt give a shit!!!!!!!!!!!! One tequila two tequila three tequila floor!!!!!!!! Today i am one more day nearer to dying than yesterday!!!!!!! Shit stinks!!!!!! Lifes a bitch then you marry one!!!!!!!! Be a bro and not a sis and lift the lid before you piss!!!!!!! Cover your stump before you hump!!!!!!!! The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!! Come and sit on my knee and well talk about the first thing that pops up!!!!!!! Today is the yesterday that you worried about tomorrow!!!!!!!!! A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult when adults are out acting like teenagers!!!!!!!!!! You cant please every1 Coz i think my girlfriend is the most attractive woman in the world but my wife disagrees!!!!!! If a man speaks and theres no woman around is he still wrong!!!!!!!!!! Just think how deeper the ocean would be if sponges didnt live there!!!!!!!! Roses are groovy violets are funky when i think of you i spank my monkey!!!!!! Do French people English kiss!!!!!!!!! The most effective way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once!!!!!!!! Sometimes i wake up grumpy in the morning other times i just let her sleep!!!!!! If you dont believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Practice safe , sex go fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!!!! Love your neighbour but dont get caught!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Virginity can be cured!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol |