jokes

Q. Whats another name for a german virgin
A. gutentight!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom?
A. You come in one and go in the other!!!!!!

Q. What is a lass with two pigtails in her hair?
A. A blowjob with handlebars!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the best thing about an ethiopean blowjob?
A. You know she will swallow!!!!!

Q. Whats black and white and red all over?
A. A nun on her periods!!!!!!

Q. What doesnt belong in this list meat,eggs,wife,blowjob?
A. Blowjob....you can beat your meat,eggs and wife,but you cant beat a blowjob!!!!!!

Q. Whats the speed limit on sex?
A. 68 coz at 69 you have to turn around!!!!!!!!

Q. What does a rubix cube and penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get!!!!!!

Q. Whats green slimy and smells of miss piggy?
A. Kermits finger!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down ,make a tire and call it a goodyear!!!!!!!

There once was a man from peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamed of venus while he stroked his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo

Q. How do you know when a barmaids pissed off with you?
A. Theres a string hanging out of your bloody mary!!!!!!

Q. What part of popeye never rusts?
A. His dick because its always putting it in olive oil!!!!!

Sex is like a pack of pringles......Once you pop you cant stop!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between a woman and a kentucky fried chicken?
A. By the time youve finished with the breast and thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between ohh and ahh?
A. About 4 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did God create man?
A. Because a vibrator cannot get a round of drinks in!!!!!!!!

Q. Why do women rub there eyes when they get up?
A. Because they havent got balls to scratch!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between love,true love and showing off?
A. Spitting,Swallowing and Gargling!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between a lolipop and a penis?
A. If you lick a lolipop it gets smaller but if you lick a penis it gets bigger!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. One makes your day the other makes you whole weak!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats another name for nazel sex?
A. Fuck nose!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the defenition of making love?
A. Something a woman does when a man is fucking her!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the useless piece of skin around the fanny called?
A. A woman!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!!!!!

Q. What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A. Whiped his arse!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!!!!!!!!