The Secret Passageway

By Betty

Date: Feb 2001
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Distribution: Please let me know where.
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Summary: Well mom wanted to know what I saw when I was in the secret 
passageway I found when I was trapped in the brig. So here is my story.


I couldn`t believe I was in this mess. All I wanted to do was have a little fun. So 
what if I made Starbuck shave his legs and then put on a sexy dress. He had fun, 
he danced the night away with Murdock. I don`t know what Apollo got all 
worked up about, he was dancing with Face all night. I mean come on, DJ and I 
had only one dance each with Apollo and Murdock, the rest of the night we were 
stuck at that table while Apollo and Murdock danced with Face and Starbuck , 
plus bought us drink after drink, getting us so drunk that we passed out. I bet they 
even put something in our drinks, that would be just like a man.

DJ, I have no idea what happened to her. Neither Apollo or Starbuck would give 
me a straight answer. All they said was that Murdock and Face put in a black van 
and drove away. I bet it was the Ateam`s van. I hope Hannibal is treating her 
better than what Adama and his gang are treating me.

Adama, I didn`t think his temper was that bad. Throwing me in the brig just 
because I called him Pa Cartright and asked him where his horse was, come on 
that`s a little extreme. After all he does look like old Ben, a lot like him if you ask 
me. Wonder why that is? But then Starbuck does look a lot like Face, they even 
act alike, and whine the same way.

So now I have to find a way out of this cell, well at least that stupid guard is gone. 
I knew Reese was a mental case, but I wasn`t prepared for the show he put on. 
The guy must have stood in front of my cell for half an hour staring me in the face 
while he played with himself. Now I know why he can`t keep a girlfriend, or a 
boyfriend if that`s the way he swings, the guy doesn`t have anything between his 
legs.

I mean it was small, the kids I baby sat as a teenager had bigger one`s, and they 
were still diapers. Haha, guess I could call him baby dick next time I see him. 
Should feel sorry for the guy I guess, but I was really being nice to him when I 
suggested he see a doctor about a penis enlargement. He didn`t have to get so mad 
at me.

I must have paced this cell a million times before I saw the strange crack in the 
wall. What a surprise it was when I ran my hand over the crack and the wall 
opened up. Then it swung closed when I entered the dark passage behind it. There 
was some kind of a battery powered torch hanging on a hook on the wall. It took 
me a few minutes to get it working, I was beginning to think the batteries were 
dead, but then I found that it was just unscrewed. Simple enough to fix.

I`ve been walking through this passage now for about two hours. It`s pretty dusty, 
and I saw more than few rats. I had to keep myself from screaming when I saw 
them. I don`t like rats they remind me of those history lessons in high school 
about the black plague, I remember my teacher Mr Powel telling us it was caused by 
rats, well the fleas on the rats really.  Wonder if he was right? I hope that doesn`t 
happen here, maybe I should mention something to Adama. Give him a small history 
lesson so he can do something about the rats.

I can hear voices now. It sounds like Apollo and Starbuck. I think their laughing, 
no doubt at me. Laughing at the way they tricked me at the casino last night. 
Rotten men. I`ll get even with them. I don`t know how yet but I`ll think of 
something.

Hey their voices are louder now, I think their right behind this wall. I`ll just put 
my ear to it and.........hey what`s this thing in the wall? It`s like a little door, 
maybe it opens. Oh yes it does and inside is a two way mirror, looking right into 
Apollo`s bedroom. He`s brushing his hair, looking me right in the eye and he 
doesn`t even know it. Starbuck is sitting on the bed. And he has no shirt on. Hey 
what`s going on?

Now Apollo is going to the bed and sitting on it. Starbuck is now laying on his 
back and Apollo is straddling him. Now Apollo is taking off his shirt. Oh my God 
Apollo is kissing Starbuck! Oh my now Starbuck is reaching down and undoing 
Apollo`s pants, and Apollo is undoing Starbuck`s. Their taking off each other`s 
pants. I don`t believe this, now Apollo is stretching out between Starbuck`s legs. 
HE`S TAKING STARBUCK`S COCK INTO HIS MOUTH!!

I know I shouldn`t watch this, I should just close this little door and walk away. 
Give them the privacy they believe they have. But I can`t. I want to know what 
their going to do next.

What is that Starbuck has taken from the shelf and is now handing to Apollo. It 
looks like a tube of tooth paste. No can`t be tooth paste, it must be k-y jelly, yeah 
that`s what it is. Apollo is covering his hand with it. Oh yeah Bucko raise them 
legs and give me a better view of that ass. Oh my now Apollo is sticking his 
fingers up Starbuck`s butt. He`s screwing Starbuck with his fingers. Now he`s 
sucking Starbuck off again, and his fingers are still in there. I can tell by the way 
Starbuck is moving his hips that he`s enjoying this. Boy is he enjoying this. I can 
hear him moaning, he`s begging Apollo for more.

Oh now Apollo has pulled his fingers out, and let go of the cock. He`s putting 
Starbuck`s legs over his shoulders, wonder what`s he`s gonna do now? Oh, oh 
my, oh I don`t believe this. Apollo is putting his cock inside Starbuck. He`s 
thrusting inside Starbuck. Apollo is making love to Starbuck. I can`t believe how 
lucky I am. Thank you Adama for throwing my ass into the brig, if that hadn`t 
happened I would never had found this secret passage and then I would never 
have seen this.

Oh Apollo`s going faster now. He`s slamming into Starbuck, and Starbuck is 
moaning so loud the mirror is vibrating, hope it doesn`t break. Na that won`t 
happen. Oh, Starbuck is screaming out Apollo`s name, and Apollo is screaming 
out Starbuck`s. That must mean their coming. Yup they came. Their kissing 
again. And cuddling, awe that`s cute. Apollo`s whispering something to Starbuck, 
looks like he`s asking Starbuck something. Starbuck`s smiling shyly and nodding 
his head. Hum, Starbuck acting shy, who
would have thought that. Now Apollo is going to the closet, wonder what he`s 
getting.

Ropes? Apollo has ropes in his closet? What`s he planning on doing to Starbuck 
with those ropes. Oh now Starbuck is spreading himself out spread eagle, and 
Apollo is tying him up. Hey he can`t do that to Starbuck. How dare he tie Starbuck 
up. I bang on the mirror . "*Hey you stop that, don`t you dare tie him up, you, 
you mean old captain you*." I scream at him.

I don`t think I should have done that.