parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavighn
New words by Jeremy Pace
Applebee's
Uh huh Uh huh
Save a place for me
La la la la
Cuz Wal-Mart's closed
Uh huh Uh huh
That's the way it goes
VERSE1
Shea's out
Talking 'bout some more
Work out
My back so stinking sore
And if he could just let up on me
Life would be
So much eaiser from perils
I'd go hang with all my girls
And say "It's no prob they are only friends"
But that depends
Cuz in Masco,There's Corum Deo
See what I meant, is a covenant
Behind this thing, they're giving a ring to me
Tell me-
CHORUS 1
That your love life's over now
You're Covenated
When I sit by girls I get so nervous
That I look constipated
What should I do?
Abhor, I ignor
But I slip and Shea's ticked
What I get's what I got myself into
Honestly it's showing me
How much I like girls, I'm freaking!
No no no
VERSE 2
They come over just to hang
I scream "Be gone in Jesus name!"
I wish girl weren't so C-U-T-E
Aren't I lucky?
TV's the worst I suppose
Put on some more stinking clothes
Think it's hard from interns to abstain?
Are you insane?
Living with them, they may as well be men!
There is no doubt, they're grossing me out!
And when they toot, it just ain't that cute to me
Tell me-
CHORUS 2
Why you gotta go and make things
So Covenated?
When I need a chaparone to go anywhere
I get irritated
Mom I miss you
We go all, to the mall
And I fear, Second Years
Got their ears, to everyone I talk to
Holy cow they're watching now
Every little move I'm making!
No no no
VERSE 3
Filled out application forms
Moved in to the campus dorms
Yes I choose to be in Auxano
So I could grow
God has a plan, to make me a man
I'll go on a limb, trusting in him
Whatever I drop, nothing is stopping me
Tell me-
All the wonderful things you get when
You're Covenated
There's no stress or tension or fear with your peers
Like the freaks you dated
One thing is true
How you act, don't distract
From the one, or the Son
You become like bro and sister
I have a wish, and it is this
My heart's safe from the taking
Whoa, yeah-
CHORUS 4
There's a day the ring comes off when
You're Covenated
(yeah yeah!)
And God will bring a girl to me that's more than I dreamed and I'll be glad I waited
But I don't know who
So each day, Lord I'm pray-
-Ing for her, and I'm sure
That's she's out there praying for me
And for real, I know that she'll
Be waiting for me, I'm thanking
God
God
Go-------d
