new lyrics by Jeremy Pace
Graving in the fields
This song is from the herd
Cow pie's hit the fan
It's time to stir the terd
VERSE 1
There's something inside me
That people want for breakfast
It's creamy, they need me
To fill them up with cheese
When straw is all they feed me
My utters, give butter
Those farmers never fail
To bring their stool and pail
(Electric fence, don't make no sense
I take offense
When they throw a lasoe 'round my neck)
I've got to realize
I'm pasturi----zed!
CHORUS 2
Chewing on our cude
We just might lose control
Black and white and mad
Cow Pi is saying "Bull"!
I'm not content to see
My calves grow into burgers
It models, McDonalds
And as my ear is clipped
The packing plant is calling
This bovine's, out of line
To pull down the facade
They've got a cattle prod
(Beef and steak, for goodness
A milkshake
With a cheeseburger just makes me sick)
I've lost myself somehow
A branded co--------------w!
*branding sizzle*
*MOO!*
CHORUS 3
Cutting off our skin
Don't wear those leather clothes
Down with Dairy Queen
You ice cream eating fools
Heafers raise your horns
Stampede with us or die
Down with the Midwest
Confusing, revolting
We're Cow Pi!
(The FFA is gone
And Arby's time is coming
We're mooing)
Tell our mom's we said "Hi"!
(Linkin Park's on the phone
And they want all our money
They're suing)
Revol
