parody of "Lucky" by Brittany Spears
New words by Jeremy Pace
VERSE 1
Every doorway
She gets stuck
Tromp, tromp, tromps on the floor
Opens her mouth up
Crocidile
She couldn't be stuffed anymore
They go-
Isn't she puffy?
This whole-lot-a girl?
And they say
CHORUS
She's so plumy, butterball
Oh she's wide wide wide
Wider than she's tall, thinking
When I see her, blocking the sunlight
She bends over, the moons out tonight
VERSE 2
Her own orbit
Puff of cream
It's always snack time around the clock
And the scale keeps spinning as she keeps on eating
They tell me
Her thyroid is in shock
They go-
Isn't she portly?
This heck-uv-a girl?
And they say
She's so plumpy, endless width
Well she's got more pounds than
Queen Elizabeth, thicker and
When you weight her, you need a rictor scale
She's the mascot, for Save the Whale
*boom boom boom*
-You feel something?
-Ahh! Godzilla!
-No, Plumpy!
*machine gun fire, screaming*
-Yes Plumpy is on the rampage, the city is doomed. Omigosh, here she comes!!
Isn't she puffy?
This heck-uv-a girl?
BRIDGE
She is so plumpy
But what's the big deal?
She's waving at me
With her cellurlite
But does that make it right?
CHORUS
She's so plumpy, blood's ragu
But you got to remember she's a
Person too, thinking
Judging someone, by looks and not their life
Makes me glad God, sees what's inside
She's so plumpy...
Tell me why why why
Can't we look past that, I'm saying
God's not thinking, if you're round or slim
Cuz you're still so- beautiful to Him
