parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down
new words by Jeremy Pace
I took a look around the room to find a friend of mine
I saw my buddy kissing his girl just like all the time
And I saw the girls float to the boys
On a summer breeze
I fear there's no one left for me
Yeah....
I know you'll forgive if I'm sounding kinda dark
After all I'm just a loner here on Noah's Ark
I really don't mind my lack of a girlfriend
As long as it's not in my face, day on end
CHORUS 1
If I'm not dating then
Will you still call me Single Man?
I'm just a bachelor like
James Bond, Spongebob, or Peter Pan
All I hear is who likes who and
Girls say I'm not their type
Mr. Right
VERSE 2
You say you love me none the less
Yet I'm always second best
If I'll make some girl happy someday, why not you?
I'm there for you, you hug my neck
But you like him, so what the heck?
It make a good movie, we'd call it
"Well that sucks for you!"
If I'm not dating then
Will you still call me Singe Man?
Do you think I like to see you
Hugging, smooching, and holding hands?
It's fine I'm good by myself
Look who plays Xbox all night
Mr. Right
CHORUS 3
Since I'm dating then
Am I forever Single Man?
Do you think that Match.com
And singles groups were part of my plan?
I sit in weddings but
I just can't believe the hype
Of Mrs. Right
YEEEEEAAAAAH!
CHORUS 4
So I'm not dating well
Who cares if I'm still Single Man
You think I need the
Friendship, courtship, ring on my hand?
Maybe then some day soon
You'll see a different sight
Mr. Right
