Jake: "Testing, 1,2,3, Testing. Can you hear me?"
Michelle: "Ten-Four good buddy, Hear you loud and clear. What's your 4-1-1?"
Jake: "Michelle. You are one wierd kid."
Jake: "I have come out here tonight to say a few words for the late Matt Sharper. Ever since I came to the XWF, I have lost every single match. I have been cheated out of every win......but one. Matt Sharper is the only man to fight me fair and square, and he beat me FAIR and SQUARE. That is why we must lower our heads and please give a moment of silence for our departed Matt Sharper.
BoBo: "I'm not dead yet, Anderson!"
Jake: "Well what do you know, Matt Sharper, How did you get here, Mate? I thought I left you loccked in a casket at the bottom of Lake Michigan."
BoBo: "Are you kidding? All I had to do to escape was flex my magic biceps and the door opened automatically. Not to mention the fact that all those Sharper Shakes allow you to breath water, or stop you from breathing air, I forget which. Anyway, I've come to break you in half."
Michelle: "Jake, Watch Out!!!"
Jake: "Get Outta Here!"
Two Rednecks: "Long live Matt Sharper!"
Cade: "I saw them backstage going through your stuff, they must of been just two crazy fans of Matt Sharper who wanted to even the score. I followed them out here. Kid, you must have some kind of guardian angel.
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Jake is standing in a locker room by himself. His shirt is laying by his feet and he is covered with sweat. He looks up at the florescent lights on the wall. He thought about the night before. How was that little girl so great at wrestling? She knew every move by heart and knew exactly when to use them. Jake decided to test his idea.
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Jake heard a small giggle on the other end of the receiver concealed in his ear. He just smiled and pulled on his shirt. He buttoned up his leather jacket and put on his hat. It was time to show them how it was done in the real world. Jake heard his entrance music play and he walked through the stage door. Jake lifted his hand high into the air. "FIVE" He lowered the pinky. "FOUR" He lowered the thumb. "THREE" He lowered the ring finger. "TWO" He lowered his index finger and the crowd went wild as he ran toward the ring and tossed his hat into the stands.
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BoBo walked toward the ring. He was wearing a smiley face mask, and had a name tag on with the name Matt scribbled in blue crayon. His muscles were oiled a comically large amount and flexed mockingly as he entered the ring.
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"Matt Sharper" flexed his muscles and started to run towards Jake when a man dressed in a plaid shirt jumped into the ring and smacked him with a sledgehammer. Jake was about to attack him when......
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Jake turned around just in time to stop a blow to the face with a steel chair. He stuck out his hands and caught the chair before pushing it back far enough to smack him with a Vandaminator. Jake turned around to hit the other guy but that was already being taken care of. Cade silver had him up against the turnbuckle and was repeatedly punching him into submission. Cade picked the guy up over his shoulders and brought him down on Jake's knee. As the other one woke up Jake walked over and threw him into the turnbuckle while Cade grabbed his partner and whipped him into him. Jake and Cade then picked up the two weapons lying in the ring while BoBo stumbled to his feet and grabbed a lead pipe from under the ring.
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The scene swithces to Michelle sitting in Sheila's lap looking into a laptop with a headset on her ears. Sheila just looks at the camera and smiles.
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