Jake: "First of all, I want to address this little match that BoBo and I are participating in this week. Didn't we see this already. I thing that those Phsycopathic Murderer's just wanted another crack at my forehead with those damn staples. Well BoBo has a message for you guys to start."
BoBo: "Thank You, Jake. If so much as one staple touches my head, you two are going to wish you were dead. You'll begin to scream and beg, cause I'll go and staple your balls to your leg."
Jake: "Thank you BoBo, for that horrifying image that may haunt my dreams for all eternity. Anyway, let's move on. The next topic on my list is a big one. The Last Rebels. They just recruit any old "superstar" who isn't kissing the ass of these high end officials. Listen guys, just because you don't conform doesn't make you a rebel. It just makes you normal. You can't base a revolution on the fact that you don't want to bend over and take.....do I really even need to finish that sentence?
C'mon Guys. You just need to sit back and take a damn sedative or something."
"Coming this week on Showdown, The Rumble from Down Under teams up with BoBo the Clown against the greatest tag teams of the 21st century.' *the music switches from dramatic to slapstick* "NOT!!!!" Clips of Orix and Kriz falling down and getting smacked play followed by clips of Homicide and Kasper getting hit repetitively. The video shows the elimination of both Kasper and Homicide.
Jake: "Now you see what I'm dealing with. I have a fucking clown for a partner, and these guys are a bigger joke than us."
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Jake walks out and raises his open palm, but before the audience can begin the countdown they are drowned out by a motorcycle. Sheila drives onto the stage on a '79 Harley Davidson Wide Glide. Their is a side car attached and BoBo is sits in it honking his nose. Sheila sits back and Jake hops infront of her. He drives down the ramp at full speed until he reaches about three feet of the ring. Jake slams on the brakes and BoBo flies out of the side car and does a summersault into the ring. Jake climbs in the ring after him and Sheila follows him. They walk around looking intimidating before Jake grabs a mic and silences the crowd.
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The crowd goes wild as BoBo reaches up and honks his large red nose. He hands the microphone back over to Jake who clears his throat and brings the mic to his mouth.
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The crowd applaudes as Jake points to the titantron and a clip begins to play. The Austrailian Ambassador's seal fades onto the screen and the movie starts as clips of the last match between Double Helix, The Pshycopathic Murderer's, and the Last Rebels play.
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