Michelle: "Uncle BoBo, What are you doing up?"
BoBo: "I think I should be asking you the same question. It's 2 o'clock in the morning."
Michelle: "I couldn't sleep, could you tell me a story."
BoBo: "Of course I will."
BoBo walked over to the recliner in the living room and picked up Michelle and set her in his lap.
BoBo: "Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who loved war. She asked her daddy to start a war almost every day. Her daddy was a good king and didn't like to fight, so one day he told her that if she wanted to fight so much she should join the army. This angered the beautiful princess so she beat her father to death with his crown. The beautiful princess decided to move to America where she could join the army without having to dress like a man. When she arrived in America she was greeted by a man outside of a restaurant called McDonalds. She immediately fell in love with his hideous smile and they made love for one whole month. 8 months later they had a son. And do you know this little boy's name?"
Michelle: "No."
BoBo: "His name was BoBo."
Michelle's eyes grew wide and she gave BoBo a horrified look. Michelle pan off screaming towards Jake and Sheila's bedroom. She jumped up onto Sheila's side and leapt into her sister's arms.
Sheila: "What's wrong Michelle?"
Michelle: "Uncle BoBo's scary!"