Sheila: "Where's BoBo?"
Jake: "Didn't you know? He got a job as a trainer at another federation. I think he said it was called the UWE or something. It's kinda boring without him."
Sheila: "I think I know something that will liven things up."
20 MINUTES LATER The two were lying naked on a hammock in the backyard. Sheila began to doze off, tired from the recent excursion, until Jake heard a noise approaching. He jumped off of the hammock just in time to see the rattlesnake that was coming closer to them. In the U.S. Jake always kept a revolver in his pack, but guns were illegal here. He quickly grabbed his boot and beat in the beast's head.
Sheila:(sleepily) "What was it sweetheart?"
Jake: "It was nothing, Babe. C'mon let's get you to bed."
Cade: "Hey Jake, come down here a minute!"
Jake: "What the hell are you doing with all of this shit?
Have you gon bonkers?"
Cade: "You've got an xtreme match coming up right? So I thought that maybe you'd like to get a little practice in before the big match.
Anybody can swing a weapon, but it takes a big man get hit with one."
Jake: "So...you're saying that you want to hit me with weap.."
Cade: (breathing heavily) �Okay, that�s enough. I think you�ll do fine.�
Jake: �What? Are you telling me that all of this was a test?�
Cade: �Can you actually think of another reason for me to just show up in Australia and smack your crocodile hunting ass with a chair?�
Sheila: "What are you guys up to?"
Cade: "Actually, I just remembered another reason I'm here. I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come with me to this comic book store tommorow and sign autographs. It'll be good publicity for you."
Jake: "Yeah, Mate, I think that's a great idea."
Jake: "Go long."
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Jake is standing in a baseball field alone. The ball machine is firing balls at high speed towards him. He swings at them knocking them away from him. Sheila walks over to the back off the machine and swithces it off. Jake drops the bat and sits on a bench. Sheila walks over and sits beside of him kissing him softly on the cheek.
::END ACTION::
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Sheila gave Jake an ominous look and moments later they were back at Jake's Exotic Animal Sanctuary and Ranch. They slowly walked towards the back yard with Sheila leading seductively.
::END ACTION::
::ACTION::
Jake picked up his fiance in his arms and carried her into the house and up to their bedroom. As he lay her on the bed he heard a noise coming through the dust outside. He looked out of the open window and saw a blue '79 Dodge Charger billowing through the outback. Jake recognized it right away as Cade Silver, a good man and the guy who introduced him to his best friend. He wondered why Cade was showing up now, but he thought it would be a good idea to go down and see why he was here.
::END ACTION::
::ACTION::
Jake walked downstairs and opened the door. He saw Cade pulling a bag out of his car. Cade opened the large sack and pulled out a regulation style steel folding chair, a sledgehammer, a 2x4, and to top it all off, a football. Cade gave him an unnerving smile.
::END ACTION::
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Before Jake could finish his sentence he was smacked in the chest with a steel chair. The blow caused him to loose his footing and smack against the ground. Jake's face turned red with anger and he ran at Cade.He picked up athe sledgehammer and swung with all of his might at Cade�s face. Cade blocked the blow with the chair, unfortunately the sledgehammer thrust the chair back into Cade�s face. The two of them continued to fight back and forth for half an hour before Cade finnaly decided to end it. He waited until Jake swung at him with the 2x4 and ducked to get behind him. Before Jake could turn around Cade grabbed his arms from behind his back and held him still.
::END ACTION::
::ACTION::
Cade and Jake just smile and turn around when they hear a noise at the window. Sheila jumped out of the lower window wearing a blue bikini. She smiles at them and waves as she walks toward the two men.
::END ACTION::
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Jake looked down at his feet and saw the football lying on the ground. He pick ed it up and looked at the large Austrailian ranch surrounding the next thirty acres in any direction. Jake just gripped the football and nodded to Cade and Sheila.
::END ACTION::
::ACTION::
The two of them ran off into the horizon. Just as the camera zooms in towards Cade's leg a snake strikes from underneath the sand. It was about two inches from Cade's leg when a large brown boot lands on it's head. Jake throws the football into the sun.
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