- Goku: This is a piece of software EVERYONE WILL NEED! If you have Microsoft Saiyan, then Upgrade to Super Saiyan 1.0!!!
- Krillen: I use shoe shine on my head!!
- Gohan: 2x (3x - 58r) - 45z (3x - 58r) is (3x - 58r)(2x - 45z)
- Vegeta: Cha la! Head Cha la!
- Trunks: I don't prefer sharp objects. They could kill someone!
- Roshi: Pornagraphy?! Take that trash away!!
- Picolo: (After killing Raditz & Goku in Kyle's voice) Oh my god! I killed Goku! You Bastards!
- Goku: I'd like to kill Freeza, but I just can't get my hair the perfect shade of yellow!
- Vegeta: Hehehehe... Kakarot looks like I will win!!
Goku: Nope, I just lapped you in this "Gran Turismo"
Vegeta: ::eye twitches:: Big Bang Attack! Instantly dissolves Playstation.
- FUNimation Censors: Censoring? What's that? And why in hell WOULD we ever do that?
- Chi Chi: (Watching Cell Game) Oh Gohan!! ::Static:: Whats gonna happen to Gohan?! ::Channel changes to Neon Genesis Evangelion:: Huh?
TV: Zankoku na tenshi no youni...
- Goku: (After killing Freeza) Mentos! The fresh-maker!!
- Krillen: I have a secret! (Dramatic Pause) I am a dragon ball!
Everyone: GASP!
- DBZ Announcer: Watch on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!
Vegeta: Y'know Kakarot? Did you ever wonder WHERE that voice comes from?
Goku: Hm... No
- SSj Heero: Why am I posting a page where all I do is post idiotic phrases Dragon Ball Z people will never say? That's WAY too predictable.
Vegeta: DUMB KID! You're posting this page 'cause you are an IDIOT!
SSJ Heero: Oh yeah!
- Budokai Announcer: Tonight! We finally answer the question: ARE BLONDES DUMB?! Well we'll see! Please welcome Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Chibi Trunks... (Inhale) Gotenks, Brolly, Goku, Pan, Goku Jr.... (15 minutes later) and finally... Eighteen
