Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

 
It's O.K. to have fun once in a while...... Don't care about what other people might say.... just do what you have to do..... Even if it means to do what's coming up next..
 
  1.  Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  2.  Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
  3.  Sell Girl Scout cookies.
  4.  Shave.
  5.  Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  6.  Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  7.  On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  8.  Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  9.  Meow occasionally.
  10.  Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  11.  Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  12.  Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  13.  Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one fo THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  14.  Burp, and then say "mmmm... tasty!"
  15.  Leave a box between the doors.
  16.  Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
  17.  Start a sing-along.
  18.  When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
  19.  Say "Ding!" at each floor.
  20.  Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
  21.  Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
  22.  Bring a chair along.
  23.  Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
  24.  Blow spit bubbles.
  25.  Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
  26.  Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
  27.  Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
  28.  On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
  29.  Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  30.  Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
  31.  When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  32.  Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
  33.  One word: Flatulence!
  34.  Do Tai Chi exercises.
  35.  When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
  36.  Give religious tracts to each passenger.
  37.  Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
  38.  Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
  39.  Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  40.  Play the harmonica.
  41.  Shadow box.
  42.  Lean against the button panel.
  43.  Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  44.  Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
  45.  Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  46.  Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
  47.  If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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