It's O.K. to have fun once in a while...... Don't care about what other
people might say.... just do what you have to do..... Even if it means
to do what's coming up next..
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Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other passengers.
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Sell Girl Scout cookies.
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Shave.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
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On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at
the bottom.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
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Meow occasionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
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Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
fo THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Burp, and then say "mmmm... tasty!"
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Leave a box between the doors.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.
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Start a sing-along.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
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Say "Ding!" at each floor.
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Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Bring a chair along.
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Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in muh mouf?"
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Blow spit bubbles.
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
up, all of you just shut UP!"
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Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
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On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
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One word: Flatulence!
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Do Tai Chi exercises.
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, motion sickness!"
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Give religious tracts to each passenger.
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Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
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Play the harmonica.
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Shadow box.
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Lean against the button panel.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
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Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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