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You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
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Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
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A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
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You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
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You can always warm coffee up.
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Coffee comes with endless refills.
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Coffee is cheaper.
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You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
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Coffee never runs out.
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Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
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You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
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You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
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You can smoke while drinking coffee.
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You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
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Coffee smells and tastes good.
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You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
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If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
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You can always get fresh coffee.
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You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get
back.
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They sell coffee at police stations.
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You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
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Coffee goes down easier.
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If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
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No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
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A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
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Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
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Coffee smells good in the morning.
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Coffee is good when it's cold too.
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Coffee stains are easier to remove.
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Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
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Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
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Coffee doesn't shed.
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Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
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You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
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Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
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No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
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Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
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When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
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When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your
throat.
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Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
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Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
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INSTANT COFFEE!
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You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
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It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
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Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
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