July 25, 2000: Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald vows to become a nun. Sister Theresa, now that has a ring to it. And what church will she be at? Our Lady of the Lipstick Catholic Church? I don't think the Vatican will smile upon our Theresa in a habit wearing hot pants, chunky sandals and pink halter tops while gabbing on her cell phone during the Rosary. I hope she has a VIP pass to the Confessional.