Me using this crazy British person's stupidity and lack of memory to my advantage
So, a while ago this person found my msn, somehow, and added me. I talked to her a bit, 2 or 3 times. She kept bugging me to go on the webcam, so I finally did once, and she did too (she's fucking nasty looking). Anyway, she messaged me a while later and asked who I am, so I told her a few things and she remembered. Then, another time (I can't remember how much later, maybe a week or two) she messaged me again, and asked who I was again. I think the problem was that if I changed my screen name, she would get confused and think I was a different person, because she doesn't how to read an email address. So, I told her, and she still had no clue who I was. So this time when she started talking to me I just decided to joke around and see what she'd do.
She's one of those people who is obsessed with downloading smileys that replace every possible word (or letter) that she can find. So wherever there's supposed to be a little smiley or picture, or whatever, I've written what was there in brackets.
Oh, and she's from the UK.
nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
ello krakko Krakko says:
hey Krakko says:
whats happening nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot Krakko says:
whats up Krakko says:
whats going on Krakko says:
uh... nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
nuffin Krakko says:
cool nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot r u doin then (insert picture of a playboy bunny with a question mark next to it) Krakko says:
not too much Krakko says:
drinking Krakko says:
making out with my girlfriend nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
drinkin wot Krakko says:
vodka nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
ard Krakko says:
yeah nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
how old r u Krakko says:
16 nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
how old is ur gf Krakko says:
16 Krakko says:
yea.. the legal drinking age is 12 over here, so you know Krakko says:
whatever nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
here do u live Krakko says:
canada nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
kool nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
have u been tlkin 2 stacey much Krakko says:
yeah nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
kool Krakko says:
going on the webcam Krakko says:
she showed me her boobies nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
(insert bunny with question mark) Krakko says:
uh.. Krakko says:
her Georgie Bests Krakko says:
her east and west nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot the fuck r u tlkin about Krakko says:
her bazookas Krakko says:
pamelas nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
who Krakko says:
boulders nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
who Krakko says:
top bullocks Krakko says:
stacey nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
i bet she did'nt nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
she dont do that Krakko says:
you'd be surprised nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
yh wot ever Krakko says:
okay nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
i no wot she is like Krakko says:
fair enough Krakko says:
believe what you like nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
i will Krakko says:
that's good nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
yh fuck off Krakko says:
hey Krakko says:
what did I do Krakko says:
that was uncalled for nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
i dont care nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
(insert picture of black kid saying "Yo!")ur breath u need a tic tac or sumthink nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
(insert smiley laughing with "HA HA HA" around it) ha Krakko says:
uh... Krakko says:
okay nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
(insert more "HA HA HA" smileys) Krakko says:
... nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot Krakko says:
i missed the part that was funny nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
dont worry Krakko says:
or is it just your crazy talk thats funny nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
no nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
is ur gf ugly Krakko says:
yes Krakko says:
that's exactly why i'm going out with her nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
like that (insert wierd animation of a person screwing a dog, with "Fuck Dog" written below it) in ma pic nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
so she looks like that (insert "Fuck Dog" animation) Krakko says:
uh.. Krakko says:
sure, why not nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
shut up Krakko says:
no Krakko says:
what's the fun in that nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
fuck off Krakko says:
why Krakko says:
i thought we were friends nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
r we Krakko says:
well, apparently we're not now nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
u (insert animation of a dick) nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
thanks (insert picture with the word "Go!" spinning around)d Krakko says:
you have way too many of those little picture things nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
so i dont care(insert very annoying animation of an asian woman making a retarded face over and over)boi Krakko says:
okay that one is just annoying nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot(insert the same animation 20 more times) Krakko says:
okay Krakko says:
i'll just do this Krakko says:
s Krakko says:
s Krakko says:
there, much better nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
wot Krakko says:
wot? nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
do wot Krakko says:
ello? Krakko says:
wot Krakko says:
nuffingk nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
y did u say i'll just do this s s there,much betta Krakko says:
wot nat is ere YOUR BREATH U NEED A TIC TAC PAIGE paige u betta watch ur back says:
(insert smiley face pronouncing an "O" sound)my (insert picture of the word "Go!")d <-- This line is like saying "Oh my god", but it takes the reader 20 more seconds to figure out what it says Krakko says:
wot? Krakko says:
ello
