VIDEO GAME
SCREWUPS

This page came as a new idea to me when
I was replaying Final Fantasy VII and saw the line shown below:
Yeah, well, I are good.

After scouring the Internet for a short while, I turned up some more interesting quotes. If you would like to see what I have found, please click on the links below. There are others out there, of course. Like in Final Fantasy VII, when you play as Tifa escaping the gas chamber in Junon. Note the location on the menu while you're standing on the "Canon". Hmmm, even I, Kunou, didn't know that Canon film sponsored Final Fantasy 7! Kunou warns you that it is worse than it may seem...

FINAL FANTASY VII

Jenova ruins an otherwise powerful scene. An intellectual conversation. The sun must mess with their minds...
A barnyard hick does his best to help you. Hyuk! At least Shinra Inc. hires morons, too. wtf?
Barret sure curses a lot for a Muslim... This man has some problems.

FINAL FANTASY VI & IX

You think so? Me be careful. ....

FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

Evidence that Master Daravon needs night school.
Instance 1 Instance 2 Instance 3 (!)
Instance 4 Instance 5 Instance 6
Instance 7

More interesting lines from FFT.
Adramelk is terse to the point of being rude. The bartender isn't the brightest of fellows.

SECRET OF MANA, SECRET OF EVERMORE

It's lines like this that caused Secret of Evermore to go down the crapper. The Mana Tree lends us its divine knowledge. At the cost of an "e"...
Santa loses his innocence.

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