Meowser looks to Arfer
For her puffy catnip toy
Arfer looks to Meowser
Laughing fits of joy.

Mittens and paws
Mittens and paws
Will she resort to
Retractable claws?

Meowser looks to Arfer
For her brand new cotton mouse
Arfer looks to Meowser
To chase her round the house.

Mittens and paws
Mittens and paws
Will she resort to
Retractable claws?

Meowser looks to Arfer
For her masters favorite shirt
Arfer looks to Meowser
As he covers it in dirt.

Mittens and paws
Mittens and paws
Will she resort to
Retractable claws?

Meowser looks to Arfer
With her little kitty doll
Arfer takes from Meowser
Then shreds it down the hall



Mittens and paws
Mittens and paws
Will he find out 'bout
Retractable claws?

Meowser looks to Arfer
With something less than grace
Arfer looks to Meowser
As her claws swing cross his face.

Mittens and paws
Mittens and paws
I guess he found out 'bout
Retractable claws.

~ Poetry by NuskatŠ ~