It's Bathtime!

Bath-Time Humor

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
Answer: A little bear!

Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: So he could make a clean getaway.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
Answer: The bathtub



Bath-Time Rhymes

I’m a Tube of Toothpaste (to the tune of I’m a Little Teapot)

I’m a tube of toothpaste,
On the shelf.
I get so lonely,
All by myself.
When it comes to bedtime,
Then I shout.
Take the lid off,
Squeeze me out!



Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,
And all of them gone to sea.



Row Row Row Your Boat

Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily merrily merrily merrily,
Life is such a dream.
Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
If you see a crocodile,
Don’t forget to scream!