"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep" "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." "Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!" "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS." "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips." "Friends don't let friends drive naked." "Wink ... I'll do the rest!" "I took an IQ test and the results were negative." "Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?" "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse." "He who laughs last thinks slowest" "I souport publik edekasion" "The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette." "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die." "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off." end |
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