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| Chocolate...better than sex!!! |
| send this pa ge 1) You can GET it when you want it. 2) "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) Two people, of the same sex, can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate anytime, even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate won't mind. 8) You can, safely, have chocolate while you are driving. 9) The word "comitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate, on top of your workbench/desk, during work hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can have chocolate any time of the month. 12) You don't get hairs, in your mouth, with chocolate. 13) When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake. 14) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 15) You can have as many different kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 16) You are never to young or to old for chocolate. 17) With chocolate, there is no need to fake it. 18) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 19) Good chocolate is easy to find. 20) with chocolate, SIZE doesn't matter. |
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