Two old boys from the mountains, Billy Bob and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Billy Bob says, "Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in." But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's sergeants now," says Billy Bob, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper. "You blind, boy?" asks Billy Bob, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now." So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Billy Bob. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." Billy Bob pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means, if it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Billy Bob the big okay sign. Three weeks later Billy Bob is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "what fo' you give me the okay?" "Well, Billy Bob, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!" |
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