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| The State of North Dakota has mobilized its elite Special Forces Ground Units (ND-SFGU) specializing in subterranean warfare to Afghanistan. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today that over 100,000 of these elite fighters would be mobilized immediately to search out and destroy Taliban and al-Qaida forces hiding in caves and in the mountains. "We didn't think we were going to have to use these elite forces" said Rumsfeld, "but it's time to end this thing...these fighters are specially trained for subterranean attack and can even be used to locate and dismantle land mines." (scroll) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * |
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| bin Laden, you dirty rat, we will leave no stone unturned until you bite the dust... |
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