| <~ moi ~> |
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| THE BASICS Name: Laura Otherwise known as: Lau, Laus, Laps, Lapsi, Lapso, Lappi, **DJ Lappster**, Laplet, Lapsuli, Loz, Loznee, Cooky, Cooksy, Madame Sarcasmo, Mrs Drunky Lives: Newcastle, England (don't worry, I'm not a geordie) DOB: 10th October 1985 so I'm 18 :) Sunsign: Libra Thrilling marital status: Right now I'm with a really sweet, funny and affectionate guy called Ross. He's 25 and we met in a club in March. Early days but so far, so good ;) Height: 5'8" Eyes: Light brown, covered with specs Hair: Thick, dark brown, short and layered, naturally wavy but straightened to death daily Studying: French, English Language and History in sixth form Ambitions: Currently to get into Edinburgh Uni and study Eng Lang, long term to write a gory, raunchy best-selling novel |
| FAVOURITES Favourite things to do: Dancing, drinking, singing, playing the keyboard, reading and writing, partying, gossiping, swimming, sketching portraits and other arty things, kissing etc., anything IT-related, clubbing, making people laugh :) Favourite author: Jane Green Favourite drink(s): Vodka and coke, vodka and orange or coffee (black, no sugar) Favourite movie(s): Muriel's Wedding, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vols. 1 + 2 Favourite director: Quentin Tarantino Favourite animal: Cat Favourite artist(s): Salvador Dali and M.C. Escher Favourite colour(s): Purple, lime green and red Favourite pants: White and purple striped (nice and roomy) Favourite label: Indian Rose Favourite insult: Wankypants Favourite shop: H&M Favourite weapon: Sarcasm |
| PERSONALITY I'm a bit of a cynic. You could never call me 'nice'... I have a good sense of humour - I love to laugh and make others do the same, but my humour is very dry and sarcastic (I'm a true wit). I love my friends more than anything but I remember any bad word said against me forever, and I'm the ultimate two-faced bitch. I'm extremely lazy too. Heehee, this sounds like I'm a complete cow, but this isn't strictly true (I hope!). I'm kind, extremely generous, very funny, great fun, intelligent, but probably my best feature is my honesty. I'm up-front and honest to the point of blunt sometimes, but I'm very objective and fair with it. When I hate/love something I'll have come to that decision after a lot of deliberation - but once I have I'm not afraid to voice my opinion. This is bad as I'm always putting my foot in it and I hate to upset people... strangely contradictory isn't it? That's me: loud and shy, lovely and a bitch. I'm an idealist but I try to keep things real - ideally I'd like everyone to like me but, being that I'm a bitch, I know this isn't possible. |
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| RANDOM FACTS 1. I have been hit by a car and survived, I have also had my foot reversed over (ouch!) and sprained my ankle three times (two out of three of those times when drunk) 2. I'm really into astrology, palmistry, chinese astrology, numerology and all that weirdo shit. I'm happy to write reports (birth or compatibility) for free as I find it a lot of fun to analyse people. 3. I have tiny hands and feet! My shoe size is 4 and a half. 4. I was born without the muscles in the sides of my stomach which means I don't have a belly button. 5. Hahaha, I am insanely skinny and don't get fat whatever I eat. 6. I can't ride a bike. 7. My longest relationship yet is a pathetic three months... and that was only coz he lived 350 miles away! :P 8. I find flatulence and toilet humour immensely amusing and can beat anyone (except my dad) in a belching contest. 9. Despite drinking others (and often myself) under the table, I have never vomited and rarely get hangovers. 10. I actually like broccolli. |
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| Click on this lovely pic of La Masturbateur by Dali to read my journal |
| A small insight into my delightful, well-adjusted mind |