Evil Hydrogen Cyanide Hydrogen Cyanide fills the city with poison
Something stops peoples' vital respiration.
As the people from town taste the bitter
For cyanide can kill more easily than a babysitter

Going through the body's tissue,
It's affect becomes quit a big issue.
Touching cells like murderous emus,
It's really too late for you to amuse.
It prevents oxygen from being useful
This is why it is so abuseful

It has killed many fish whom we all love,
Squirrels and people whom we adore.
If there's something into your mouth you'll shove
Make sure it's not cyanide galore!
So if you're beverage smells of bitter nuts,
Refrain from ingestion or you'll be in ruts.

Hair Loss Everyday I lose my hair.
This is because I grow Nair.
The Nair naturally grows on my scalp,
Which is oddly shaped like an alp.
The hair falls, falls off my head.
It is all over my hirstute bed.
Miraculously the hair grows back at night,
When my bald head is not hit with light.
I wake up every morning with a full head of hair,
That seems as if it grew from the air.
During the day it falls off again
It's been like this since I was ten.
Now I am older and it's still like this,
It is my childhood that I miss.
My hairy carpets are all black
From the hair that falls off my back.
When I'm outside people stare.
This is mean but I don't care.
I am proud of the I am,
The very eccentric way I am.