Jack Quotes

"I just schlepped all the way over here from the east side, and you know how much Guapo hates riding in taxis." -Jack

"Welcome to cynical island. Population, you." -Jack

"Sarcasm noted and quickly forgotten." -Jack

"Holy dirty apartment, fatman!" -Jack

"So what happened in here? Did Grace explode?" -Jack

"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you.... My ass!" -Jack

Jack: "If my closet were like this I never would have come out of it."