Karen Quotes

"Grace, tell Will to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs." -Karen

"Just pick one. Spay him, spray him, throw him in a bag and let's get out of here." -Karen

"Martini, honey, and don't waste any space with those olives." -Karen

"Oh, honey, well here, take my Platinum, charge yourself a little happy." -Karen

"Good lord, who Jiffy-popped her head?" -Karen

"Hi, honey. Great dress. Where are Fred and Ethel?" -Karen

"Oh, for God's sake, it's just going to be the four of us. Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight." -Karen

"Grace, you're stuffed in a box getting rid of ass plaque. Take it as a sign. This evening is a bust." -Karen