| "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." --Rita Mae Brown "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." --Jerry Seinfeld "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." --Jay Leno "I'd rather read about old bands than new ones today. I wish all these bands with the great indie attitude would just write songs. I don't get anything from them sometimes but attitude. Alternative music just bums me out in general."- James Iha "A sincere individualist with a hatred of fashion, bigotry, and soulessness."- Robert�s definition of the perfect cure fan �Oh it was some stupid furballs from space. And they wanted me to dress up as a punk and run around the planet ray-gunning people to death and nonsense.�- John Lydon on the movie critters "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."- Woody Allen ""The next song's about suicide and um, and if you're still thinking about it, don't do it, because it's fucked." Daniel Johns before playing the song 'Suicidal Dream" "Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you."- Aldous Huxley "I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.' Lily Tomlin "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain "You get these really weird mosh pits here in the states, it's like everyone runs around in this big circle. And there's like, a leader, like the biggest, heaviest guy in the circle, no one messes with him. So that sounds pretty good. Actually, I've never been in one of those circles and I don't think I will. I want to live."- Ben Gillies "I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter"- Sir Winston Churchill "I took the initiative in creating the Internet"- Al Gore "I've always been obsessed with southern boys. I want to have a torrid, steamy 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' affair and then drink myself to death."- Rufus Wainwright "Music has pretty much taken over my life. I told my dad I wanted to play in a band and makes lots of money. He told me I should get out of my fantasy world because it was a million-to-one chance. Now when I'm playing guitar or drums and he tells me to go do my studies, I tell him I can't--because I'm working. He just looks at me, shakes his head, laughs, and says, 'You lucky bastard.'"- Ben Gillies "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." Mark Twain "Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."- Aldous Huxley "I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity"- Gilda Radner |
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