And what did we learn from this romp in Netherworld ice-domain outside the safety of our beloved City? Besides the fact that some children have their parkas tied just a little too tight. . . We also learned a lesson or two about that evil head of science, you know, not the good head of science which gives us aspirin and paternity tests, but the evil dinosaur rampaging DNA manipulation head.
Beware the other head of science, her gene-splicing-four-assed-monkey ways can seem innocent enough when they're grumbling in their cages, but the evil head of science can sneak up on you with her foot long syringe, that mosquito of evil, to suck your blood to make giant mutant monster clones, and evil like this really bites!
Always. . . Always remember: less is less. More is more. More is better, and twice as much is good too. . . Not enough is bad and too much is never enough except when it's just about right. But gene-splicing an elephant and a pot bellied pig is JUST TOO MUCH!
Get a dog already! I recommend a good Aztec jungle dog, myself, but just leave evil scientists in creepy mountain laboratories out of it!
Don't you get it good friend? Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things, like elephants, can't! Unless they're inflatable or require some assembly, or unless they're hearts. Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts. Big as the moon, but much, much warmer.
Right Speak!?!\
Tick on vacation in South Park, CO.
Copiright by Karen Lumos 2000
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Created 18 June 2000 Updated 1 July 2000