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I LOVE LATT� MAN T-SHIRT

YES! YOU HEARD IT AND I SAID IT!
JUST 4 EASY INSTALMENTS OF $49.99
YOU - YES - YOU! CAN BUY LATT� MAN HIS SANITY BACK!!! IT IS BEING HELD RANSOM BY A MR. LCF TEMPTOR. THAT'S RIGHT. THIS MAN HAS BEEN SUSPECTED FOR MANY CRIMES AGAINS HUMANITY! HE MUST BE STOPPED! SO DON'T REMEMBER TO VISIT THE 'I LOVE JESUS' PAGE', I'M SURE IT'S ILLEGAL IN SOME COUNTRIES ANYWAY. GIVE MY REGARDS TO BIN LADEN... EEE... FUCK YOU BIN LADEN! DON'T FORGET TO SEND YOUR MONEY. JUST GO TO ANY FINACIAL INSTITUTE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (GENEVA AND SWISS PREFERED) AND TELL THEM YOU WANT TO DONATE TO THE LATT� MAN FUND.

ACT NOW, AND
GET A FREE

(WITH THE DONATION OF $100.00 OR MORE. WHILE QUANTITIES LAST)

THE LATT� MAN FUND

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN???

THOUGH EXPERTS ARGUE THE ACCURACY OF CALLING MR. LATT� MAN A MAN; ALL MUST AGREE THAT HE IS IN DANGER!!! YES, YOU HAVE ALL READ THE POSTING ABOVE AND THE REASON FOR THE LATT� MAN FUND, AND IF YOU HAVE NOT - DO IT YOU MORON! IT IS A FACT THAT AS OF APRIL THEY STOLE THE PART OF HIS BRAIN THAT MAKES HIM SANE! MR. LCF TEMPTOR WAS BEHIND THIS PLOT, AND S�URSES SAY THAT BIN LADEN (MAY I CALL HIM MOHAMAD?) MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 'TERRORISTIC' ATTACK ON THE LATT� MAN'S FACE. SO BEWARE... MR. LATT� MAN IS ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. MAKE NO ATTEMPT TO APREHEND THIS MAN - IF YOU SEE HIM, REPORT HIM TO YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES AT ONCE. AND DESPITE CLAIMS THAT THEY AS WELL HAVE TAKEN THE PART OF HIS FACE THAT MAKES HIM WANT TO KILL YOU, HIS UTTERANCES OF PEOPLE STANDING IN HIS KILLING FIELD ARE REAL. IF HE GETS A GRIP ON ANY PART OF YOUR BODY, AND YOU HAVE A KNIFE HANDY, YOU ARE BEST JUST TO CUT OFF THAT PART OF YOUR BODY THAT HE HAS GRIPPED ONTO. HE MAKES HANNIBAL LECTOR LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS (NOT THE SANTA FROM THOSE HORROR MOVIES OR PLAYBOY).

UPON FEASTING ON YOUR LIVING BODY, HE WILL START WITH THE SOFTER TISSUES (IE. LIPS, EYES, EARS, NOSE AND THE TOPS OF YOUR HANDS). HE CAN ALSO PIN YOU WITH ONE HAND AND IS SKILLED WITH KNIFES AND SURGICAL CUTS. IF HE IS CARRYING HIS BRIEFCASE THERE WILL MOST LIKELY BE AN UN-ASSEMBLED SNIPER RIFLE (IT ONLY TAKES HIM 28.5 SECONDS TO ASSEMBLE TO ACTIVE STATUS) OR A 1 TO 15 MT. THERMONUCLEAR BOMB. NEVERTHELESS, HIS HANDS ARE HIS REAL TOOLS. HE IS ALSO SAID TO HAVE SEMI-LIMITED TELE-KENETIC CAPABILITY. HE HAS EXPENSIVE TASTES AND CAN BE FOUND FREQUENTING THE SECOND CUP ON DANFORTH (THE FROO-EASY'S ARE SOOO DAMN GOOD! TRY MANGO/PEACH). HIS TASTES INCLUDE LUIGI BORMIOLI CRYSTAL STEMWARE AND OTHER ASSESORIES, GIORGIO ARMANI, HENKLE, DEUTCHE GRAMMOPHON ET CETERA.
HE ALSO LOVES THE OUTDOORS AND CAN KICKYOURASS WHEN IT COMES TO CLIMBING!

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