BIGGER ISN'T BETTER

I'm General Thumb, just come to town, A Yankee Doodle Dandy
I've 'et your scrapple, washed it down, with just a nip of brandy
The Mayor made me presents rare, the ladies did salute me
"First Rate" I am, they all declare, and all my poses suit me
My success should open up your eyes: don't judge nothing just by shape or size!

Bigger isn't better; taller isn't braver; stronger isn't always wise
Smaller isn't necessarily the lesser, guts can come in any size
Lady luck can favor just a little shaver over one who's six foot three
Brains, in any tussle, mops the floor with muscle! Bet your life I'm glad I'm ME!

Bigger isn't keener; larger isn't bolder; higher might be low inside
When you need to lean upon a friendly shoulder, narrow's just as good as wide
See the mighty lion, sittin' there a cryin', bitten by a tiny flea
Mammoth was collosal; what's he now -- a fossil?
Bet your life I'm glad I'm ME!

What's strong in bulk may lag along in brains and heart
That handsome hulk might be a Lilliputian ment'lly, proving, consequently:
Though he shows you shoulders twice as big as boulders, if the brain's a tiny pea
When you're in a pickle, he ain't worth a nickle
Bet your life I'm glad I'm ME!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME: MR. P.T. BARNUM'S TWO STAR ATTRACTIONS: GENERAL TOM THUMB AND JUMBO!

A dinosaur's no more, the dear old dodo's dead!
But right there on that floor some ant will still be treadin' after Armageddon!
Measuring a hero, weight is less than zero, height ain't worth a hoot in hell!
Show me any hunk a man, can match the spunk of Tiny Tim or Little Nell
Giants look so awesome, folks are 'scared to cross 'em, none-the-less I guarnatee:
Small as Yankee Doodle, if he's in the mood 'll beat the whole kaboodle using just his noodle!
Bet your life I'm glad I'm ME!