#9.���� You are the type of person who immediately goes postal if you sit in a traffic jam�� for more than five minutes, yet you can spendsix hours driving a total of 1 1/2 miles off-road and consider it a form of relaxation.
#8.���� You look for Scouts in movies and TV shows and try to identify the model and date manufactured.
#7.���� You own a Scout that weighs 1000 pounds more than when it rolled off the assembly line.
#6.���� You consider having to start a Scout five times in any given minute a routine procedure.
#5.���� You have the monetary equivalent of a Mercedes Sedan invested, but your Scout still looks like crap.
#4.���� You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they weren't broken in the first place.
#3.���� You are on a first name basis with the guys at the local auto parts stores.
#2.���� You know a minimum of three 1-800 numbers for aftermarket off-raod businesses by heart.
#1.���� A NEW DENT IN THE SHEET METAL ACTUALLY STRAIGHTENED OUT A FEW OTHER DENTS.
#2.�� Scouts don't whine unless something is really wrong.
#3.�� You can share your Scout with your friends.
#4.�� Scouts don't care how many other Scouts you have ridden.
#5.�� Scouts don't care how many other Scouts you have.
#6.�� Scouts don't care if you look at other Scouts.
#7.� Scouts don't care if you buy Scout magazines.
#8.� You'll never hear, "Surprise!� You're going to have another Scout" unless you decide to go out and buy one yourself.
#9.� If your Scout is loose you can tighten it.
#10.� If you cuss out your Scout, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
#11.Scouts don't insult you if you are driving poorly.
#12.� If your Scout doesn't look good you can paint it and add new parts.
#13.� The only protection you need to wear when you ride your Scout is a good seat belt.