The Hug

No moving parts, no batteries
No monthly payments and no fees

Inflation proof, non-taxable
In fact, it's quite relaxable

It can't be stolen, won't pollute
One size fits all, do not dilute

It uses little energy
But yields results enormously

Relieves your tension and your stress
Invigorates your happiness

Combats depression, makes you beam
and elevates your self-esteem

Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects

It is, I think, the perfect drug
May I prescribe, my firned, the HUG

and of course fully returnable!!

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