| Whats up peeples... So hershey wrappers now have step by step instructions on how to open the wrapper. With "lift and pull here" on the back flap corner and an ovel with the words "hold here" on the packaging. I want to know the idiot that said... " Ok guys look here! I have GREAT new marketing idea! You see, since we're comin out with a new wrapper for the well known Hershey bar let's make one with step by step instructions on how to open it. Because I know I always had a heck of time opening that thing to get the delicious chocolate inside! You know what I mean?!?" And I just can't even explain the amount of sorrow i have for the poor pittiful soul who said... "Thats an amazing idea Joe! You really worked hard to get your foot in the door on that one! Your gauranteed that promotion now!" Just like the lady and the damned McDonalds coffee. C'mon it's coffee of course it's hot. Now everywhere you go they have stupid warning lables that state... "Warning: For all the ever lovin free idiots of the world... The contents in this container are fucking hot!" Got to love America! |