Written by Dawn, Crystal and Daniel Castor
On the occasion of her 88th Birthday, July 1999
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She was hidin’ behind the door
in the kitchen where we eat,
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Waiting for a victim, just to
pinch him on the seat,
Her hands were hot and sweaty
and she thought of the delight,
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Of the Pinchin’ she would do
tonight!
Chorus:
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Boy, a little dab will do ya,
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
But she didn’t get to pinch my
------ yet!
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I brought a friend along, so
he could meet my kin.
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Our heads were bowed in
prayer, we were about to say amen.
She pinched him a good one, he
was sqwakin’ like a hen.
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Now he won’t come back again!
Chorus:
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! She thought she really knew ya!
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! But she didn’t get to pinch my ------ yet!
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Here came old Fred, just a
comin’ through the door.
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He’d known her all his life,
he’d been pinched some times before.
Her hand shot out and grabbed
his cheek and knocked him to the floor.
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Then he hopped to his feet,
yelling MORE, MORE, MORE…
Chorus:
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Fred said Yabadabadoo ya’
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! But she didn’t get to pinch my----- yet!
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We went to Dairy Queen and as
we walked inside,
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We saw a lady bending over,
she was broad and she was wide.
The urge was overwhelming, a
pinch would be so nice,
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But her mama said you’d better
think twice!
Chorus:
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Watch out!
She’ll pinch an inch or two of ya’
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! But she didn’t get to pinch my----- yet!
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We all came home for
Christmas, We were gathered ‘round the
tree.
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Filled with anticipation and
excited and filled with glee,
I bent to get a gift, I was
tempting as could be
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And that’s when she finally
got me! Whee!
Chorus:
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Boy, that pinch, it goes all through ya’!
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah! That’s when she finally got me!
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And it was as good as I
dreamed it’d be!
A Girl Named Leecy
A song for Grandma
By Dawn and Crystal Castor
Sang to the Tune of the “Brady
Bunch”:
There’s the story of a girl
named Leecy,
Who was bringing up 4 girls
and a boy,
All of them had hearts of gold
like their mother,
They were her Pride and Joy.
Here’s the story of a man named Elmer,
Who was busy working hard all
his life,
He picked cotton, emptied coal
cars, drove a school bus
All for his kids and wife.
Then one day when those
children had all grown up
And family had seemed to
shrink in size
Then they looked out that big
picture window
And couldn’t believe their
eyes.
There were children of all
sizes and ages
Running back and forth among
the trees
Elmer and Leecy could hardly
believe it
All these kids there were to
kiss, hug and squeeze.
That’s the Keltch Bunch----
The Keltch Bunch,
That’s the way, we all became
the Keltch Bunch.
A song for grandma
Sang to the Tune of the
“Beverly Hillbillies”
Come and listen to my story
about a woman we love,
When you go to her house you’ll
get a kiss and hug
A kiss and a hug and a pinch
on the seat
If you want bigger titties you
gotta eat your green beans
Blue Lake that is, French cut,
wax!
Well, the next thing we know
much to our surprise,
The green beans worked, when
we run we get black eyes
Is it any wonder that we’re
all overweight,
Instead of exercisin’ we’d
rather fill our plate,
With food that is---lot’s of
it----especially desert
Grandma is always full of good
advice,
If you want information you
have to ask her twice,
She’d always gives it freely,
you wouldn’t have to beg
If you don’t’ watch
Peyton---He’ll try to hump your leg—
Frisky that is---full of life,
don’t stand still.