DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokemon. There…though I wish I owned some of the Pokemon…
Romantic Evening??? (unedited-the bloopers are not edited out)
NARRATOR: Giovanni has finally managed to arrange a date with his one true love, Officer Jenny of…of…of…
JAMES: Of Viridian city!
NARRATOR: Are you sure? I mean…they look ALIKE, how do YOU know?!
JAMES: I know I may be really dumb sometimes, but think about it! Boss’ gym is in Viridian city, so it’s logical…
NARRATOR: Oh yeah, huh? Well, anyway…Giovanni managed to arrange a date and the two are now at a romantic Italian restaurant. ^_^
((AUTHOR’S NOTE: I am now officially stumped…I can’t imagine the two eating spagetti and meatballs…or pizza…pasta maybe…but argh! STUPID WRITER’S BLOCK!!! *bonks her head on the desk* Grrr!!!! *Sits up again* Aaaanyway…))
NARRATOR: Vinnora…there are ITALIAN restaurants in the Pokemon world?
VINNORA (The director): Ah………………. *HUGE sweat drop*
EVERYONE: *THUNK*
VINNORA: *Chugs her cup of coke at the narrator, drenching him* Well, YOU try and think of anything better!!! …My coke… ;_;
NARRATOR: *Sweat drop* Uh…somebody get Vinnora another cup of coke before she gets into a tantrum!
SINI (Backstage…ah…girl): Okay! *Runs off*
NARRATOR: SINI!! NOO!!
*The curtains fall on the narrator*
EVERYONE: OOOOH!!! That’s GOTTA hurt!!
VINNORA: COOL!!! SYNCHRONISM!!!
EVERYONE: HUH???
VINNORA: THERE YOU ALL GO AGAIN!! ^_^
NARRATOR: …help?
*twenty minutes later…*
NARRATOR: ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
*At an Italian restaurant*
GIOVANNI: *Looks at his menu* So…what do you want?
JENNY: …Is this Italian or something? I can’t read a thing!
GIOVANNI: Uh…*sweat drop*
WAITER: You’re holding your menu upside down, madam…
JENNY: I am? OH! I AM!! ^_^()
GIOVANNI: *Falls off his seat*
VINNORA: CUT!!!
*Take 2*
GIOVANNI: So…what do you want?
JENNY: Pasta sounds good… *Looks down under the table* Do you want pasta too, Growlie?
GROWLIE: Growlithe! ^_^
WAITER: …
GIOVANNI: o_0 …Is this the right Officer Jenny???
VINNORA: I dunno…they look alike…
GIOVANNI: Which town or city are you from?
JENNY: Cianwood.
GIOVANNI: *Falls of his seat again*
VINNORA: CUT!!!
*Take 3*
VINNORA: …Take three!……
*nothing happens*
VINNORA: AHEM!!! TAKE THREE!!!
*Nothing*
VINNORA: *Throws her megaphone down* WHAT’S UP?!?!?
JAMES: The Boss is sulking in his trailer…
VINNORA: Why?
JESSIE: Uh…the Officer Jenny who’s his girlfriend…uh…dumped him.
VINNORA: WHAAAAT?!?!? O_O *looks over at Zach (camera man)* Turn that thing OFF!!!
*Take 4*
GIOVANNI: *In between sobs* So…what…do…you…want…to…*breaks down crying*
VINNORA: Is there any Giovanni look-alikes that I can hire right now?
*Take 5*
GIOVANNI: *composed* So, what do you want to eat?
JENNY (Celadon City): Spagetti…
GIOVANNI: *Lip quivers then he starts crying again*
VINNORA: What now?!
GIOVANNI: Viridian Jenny loved spagetti!!!!
VINNORA: *THUNK*
*Okay…this is getting VERY annoying!!! Take…SIX!!!*
GIOVANNI: *Composed somewhat* So…what do you want to eat?
JENNY (Lavender Town): Pizza, I guess…
GIOVANNI: Okay…*tells waiter the order*
WAITER: Coming right up.
GIOVANNI: Soo…how are you related to Viridian Jenny?
JENNY: Oh, she’s my second cousin’s mother’s brother in law’s niece.
GIOVANNI: …Ooookay…
JAMES: o_0 Talk about family resemblance…even between those who aren’t closely related at all!!!
JESSIE: THE POWER OF GENETICS!!! ^_^
EVERYONE: …*Sweat drop*
VINNORA: THE POWER OF SYNCHRONISM!!!
NARRATOR: Will you cut that out?!
VINNORA: Sorry…
*several hours later*
NARRATOR: Okay…sorry folks, but this little show is over…um…yeah. Too many outtakes and bloopers and…how many takes was it?
VINNORA: *Holds up five fingers, then closes and opens her fingers five times*
NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Thirty. So…well, the main story is supposed to go like: Giovanni and Jenny go out to dinner. Dinner good. After dinner they talk…end…. Well, that’s it folks. ^_^
ALL THE CAST: BYE!!! ^_^
((AUTHOR’S NOTE: That was totally…o_0 Okay… that’s what I get when I try and write something which has NO PLOT!! -_-() Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it…bizarre as it was…. Ja ne!))