NARRATOR: Giovanni has finally managed to arrange a date with his one true love, Officer Jenny of…of…of…

JAMES: Of Viridian city!

NARRATOR: Are you sure? I mean…they look ALIKE, how do YOU know?!

JAMES: I know I may be really dumb sometimes, but think about it! Boss’ gym is in Viridian city, so it’s logical…

NARRATOR: Oh yeah, huh? Well, anyway…Giovanni managed to arrange a date and the two are now at a romantic Italian restaurant. ^_^

((AUTHOR’S NOTE: I am now officially stumped…I can’t imagine the two eating spagetti and meatballs…or pizza…pasta maybe…but argh! STUPID WRITER’S BLOCK!!! *bonks her head on the desk* Grrr!!!! *Sits up again* Aaaanyway…))

NARRATOR: Vinnora…there are ITALIAN restaurants in the Pokemon world?

VINNORA (The director): Ah………………. *HUGE sweat drop*

EVERYONE: *THUNK*

VINNORA: *Chugs her cup of coke at the narrator, drenching him* Well, YOU try and think of anything better!!! …My coke… ;_;

NARRATOR: *Sweat drop* Uh…somebody get Vinnora another cup of coke before she gets into a tantrum!

SINI (Backstage…ah…girl): Okay! *Runs off*

NARRATOR: SINI!! NOO!!

*The curtains fall on the narrator*

EVERYONE: OOOOH!!! That’s GOTTA hurt!!

VINNORA: COOL!!! SYNCHRONISM!!!

EVERYONE: HUH???

VINNORA: THERE YOU ALL GO AGAIN!! ^_^

NARRATOR: …help?

*twenty minutes later…*

NARRATOR: ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

*At an Italian restaurant*

GIOVANNI: *Looks at his menu* So…what do you want?

JENNY: …Is this Italian or something? I can’t read a thing!

GIOVANNI: Uh…*sweat drop*

WAITER: You’re holding your menu upside down, madam…

JENNY: I am? OH! I AM!! ^_^()

GIOVANNI: *Falls off his seat*

VINNORA: CUT!!!

*Take 2*

GIOVANNI: So…what do you want?

JENNY: Pasta sounds good… *Looks down under the table* Do you want pasta too, Growlie?

GROWLIE: Growlithe! ^_^

WAITER: …

GIOVANNI: o_0 …Is this the right Officer Jenny???

VINNORA: I dunno…they look alike…

GIOVANNI: Which town or city are you from?

JENNY: Cianwood.

GIOVANNI: *Falls of his seat again*

VINNORA: CUT!!!

*Take 3*

VINNORA: …Take three!……

*nothing happens*

VINNORA: AHEM!!! TAKE THREE!!!

*Nothing*

VINNORA: *Throws her megaphone down* WHAT’S UP?!?!?

JAMES: The Boss is sulking in his trailer…

VINNORA: Why?

JESSIE: Uh…the Officer Jenny who’s his girlfriend…uh…dumped him.

VINNORA: WHAAAAT?!?!? O_O *looks over at Zach (camera man)* Turn that thing OFF!!!

*Take 4*

GIOVANNI: *In between sobs* So…what…do…you…want…to…*breaks down crying*

VINNORA: Is there any Giovanni look-alikes that I can hire right now?

*Take 5*

GIOVANNI: *composed* So, what do you want to eat?

JENNY (Celadon City): Spagetti…

GIOVANNI: *Lip quivers then he starts crying again*

VINNORA: What now?!

GIOVANNI: Viridian Jenny loved spagetti!!!!

VINNORA: *THUNK*

*Okay…this is getting VERY annoying!!! Take…SIX!!!*

GIOVANNI: *Composed somewhat* So…what do you want to eat?

JENNY (Lavender Town): Pizza, I guess…

GIOVANNI: Okay…*tells waiter the order*

WAITER: Coming right up.

GIOVANNI: Soo…how are you related to Viridian Jenny?

JENNY: Oh, she’s my second cousin’s mother’s brother in law’s niece.

GIOVANNI: …Ooookay…

JAMES: o_0 Talk about family resemblance…even between those who aren’t closely related at all!!!

JESSIE: THE POWER OF GENETICS!!! ^_^

EVERYONE: …*Sweat drop*

VINNORA: THE POWER OF SYNCHRONISM!!!

NARRATOR: Will you cut that out?!

VINNORA: Sorry…

*several hours later*

NARRATOR: Okay…sorry folks, but this little show is over…um…yeah. Too many outtakes and bloopers and…how many takes was it?

VINNORA: *Holds up five fingers, then closes and opens her fingers five times*

NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Thirty. So…well, the main story is supposed to go like: Giovanni and Jenny go out to dinner. Dinner good. After dinner they talk…end…. Well, that’s it folks. ^_^

ALL THE CAST: BYE!!! ^_^

((AUTHOR’S NOTE: That was totally…o_0 Okay… that’s what I get when I try and write something which has NO PLOT!! -_-() Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it…bizarre as it was…. Ja ne!))