Hear what your favorite celebrities have to say about the Legend Killer.
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John Travolta Actor and Scientologist |
| "I met Mark at one of Dennis Hopper's parties in LA. He seemed like a really nice guy. He said that I was his favorite actor, and he had all my movies on DVD. Even Battlefield Earth! He asked me questions about Scientology, and he seemed really interested. Turns out he was only talking to me because Corey Feldman told him I had some coke, and he was trying to score. What an asshole." |
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Nicole Lenz Cleveland native and Playboy Playmate |
| "I ran into Mark one time at Shooters. I was kind of psyched, being from Cleveland and everything. God, he was SOOOOO trashed that night. He kept grabbing my ass and calling me "Susie." Like, what's up with that? And who's Susie, anyway?" |
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Robert Downey, Jr. Part-time actor, full-time inmate |
| "Mark Paris? Yeah, I met him once. At the Viper Room, I think. He said he was a big fan, and started talking about my old Brat Pack movies, and asking me if I ever banged Molly Ringwald. Turns out he was just trying to score some coke. Wonder how he knew I was holding?" |
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Madonna Self-absorbed "musician" |
| "I only talked to Mark Paris once, and that was more
than enough. There's something seriously wrong with that young man.
Talking to him, I got the feeling that he thought he was the center of
universe. Can you believe that?
Just for the record, Mark Paris is not the center of the universe. I am." |
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OJ Simpson Luckiest man on earth |
| "I want everyone to know that I consider Mark Paris
one of my best friends. He's really one of the most decent human beings
I've ever met. In fact, he offered a $500,000 reward for the real
killers. What a pal.
I'm telling you, if I ever had to flee the country, he's the guy I'd want to be driving the Bronco. Viva la Mexico." |
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Christina Aguilera Teen pop diva and alleged whore |
| "I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MARK PARIS!!! No, I don't care
what he said! He's just trying to hurt me! I never did anything to him!
Or Eminem. Or Fred Durst. Or Carson Daley. Or Wilfred Brimley. I NEVER
DID ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS! You all like, suck, and stuff.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Call me, ok?" |